Rave Jokes
62 rave jokes and hilarious rave puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rave that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh it up with these hilarious rave jokes! From good rave stories to EDM and nightclub moments, these stories offer a great way to get your salsa going. Whether you're in the mood for a good laugh or want to find a way to lighten the mood, these rave jokes are sure to have you and your friends in stitches!
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Funniest Rave Short Jokes
Short rave jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rave humour may include short rhapsody jokes also.
- I took an epileptic girl to a rave I jokingly told her, "I hear this place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me.
- Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon. They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
- Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave... Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.
- My girlfriend was raving about our neighbors Marble Countertops. I was unimpressed, but maybe I just took them for Granite
- A church in my neighborhood has started having raves every night... They're Crystal Methodists.
- What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave? Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
- How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling.
(Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D ) - How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a sandwich to the roof.
- How to start a rave in a socialist country. Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.
- What was the most popular dish on the rave cruise ship? Sea Bass
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Rave One Liners
Which rave one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rave? I can suggest the ones about rally and praise.
- Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base.
- How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.
- How do you make Africans rave?
- How do you start a rave in Israel? You stick a quarter to the ceiling
- How does a friend contact you when he gets lost at a Rave? EDMs you
- What do vegetarians say at a rave? Lettuce turnip the Beet
- What do you call it when Edgar Allen Poe hosts an indoor strobe party? A Rave-in
- If gym equipment was invisible... Gyms would look like silent raves
- What do horses eat at a rave? Oats Oats Oats Oats
- What do bears get at raves? Mauly.
- Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n
- If I ever have a rave it'll be called the Beacons of Gondor It's gonna be lit
- How do you start a rave in a sorority house? Tape a box of Uggs to the roof.
- Where was the party-er buried? A rave-yard
- Where do zombies go to party? The rave yard.
Rave Edm Jokes
Here is a list of funny rave edm jokes and even better rave edm puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an EDM party full of serial killers at the bottom of the ocean? Deep-rave.
Witty Rave Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about rave you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean raging jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rave pranks.
What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?
An Ethiopian rave.
A man with epilepsy goes to a rave
He started breakdancing
What's black, blue, and red all over?
The Grudge at a rave.
The Ravens could have beat the Bengals . . .
in an elevator.
What do robots do at the rave?
They torque.
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Many ravens are called a congress...
Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a m**....
Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?
What does a raven bring on an airplane?
A carri-on bag
Ravens
Humorous story from the web:
Researchers for the Western Australian Main Roads Department found over 200 dead crows on the Great Northern Highway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and confirmed that it was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during the analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars. The MRD then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The O.B quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck".
How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
What has a raven ands going insane
Baltimore
How do you have a rave in Greece?
Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling
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Former Ravens cheerleader was sentenced to 48 WEEKENDS in jail for s**... a**....
48 weekends...which is basically saying, "you're grounded."
There's only one time I would fit in at a Drum and Bass rave.
And that's when I see a spider.
What do politicians do for fun?
Rave at the party.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because there is a "b" in both and an 'n' in neither.
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Why could Poe's raven feel so well at the end?
It got rid of its n**... quoth.
To the people who went to the rave in Oakland yesterday...
Was it lit tho?
I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse...
I can use my mixtape. Its fire.
How many ravers does is take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them. One to screw it in and the rest to wait for it to drop.
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What do you call a m**... at a rave?
An l**... on l**...
I also took an epileptic girl to a rave!
It wasn't long before it turned in to a foam party though.
I used to own a Raven in Boston
It could speak English, but the only word it knew was "Car"
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What do you call a a bunch of epileptic vegans at a rave?
Seizure Salad
What do middle class people do in a rave
Drop the double bass
How to start an Ethiopian house rave?
I had to attend a rave party the other day so before leaving
I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake-up call.
Next morning, she rang and said, "What are you doing with your life?"
Did I ever tell you about my old girlfriend who had Epilepsy?
I went to a rave. I thought it was so cool that I filmed it. But when I showed it to her, she just rolled her eyes.
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My buddy got me the clapper for my birthday....
Now every time my wife and i have s**... its like a rave
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A man boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of c**......
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the c**... staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the c**... thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York , she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me c**... in New Orleans , please raise your hand?'
Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them herself.
The raven was indecisive....
He said, "Probably not. But don't quote me on that."
*Sorry, that's was a Poe joke.*
