The Best 49 Rave Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rave jokes. There are some rave party jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rave carne puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rave Jokes and Puns

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue toast to the ceiling.

The Ravens could have beat the Bengals . . .

in an elevator.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Rave joke, What do robots do at the rave?

Many ravens are called a congress...

Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder.

Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag


A chemistry lab is like a rave

some drop acid and some drop base.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Rave joke, What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Did you hear about the terrorist suicide bombers rave party?

I heard they had a blast.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling

Former Ravens cheerleader was sentenced to 48 WEEKENDS in jail for sex abuse.

48 weekends...which is basically saying, "you're grounded."

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because there is a "b" in both and an 'n' in neither.

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue toast to the ceiling.

(Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Why could Poe's raven feel so well at the end?

It got rid of its nasty quoth.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling.

Rave joke, How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse...

I can use my mixtape. Its fire.


How many ravers does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to screw it in and the rest to wait for it to drop.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

You glue a piece of bread to the roof.

I took an epileptic girl to a rave

I jokingly told her, "I hear this place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me.

I also took an epileptic girl to a rave!

It wasn't long before it turned in to a foam party though.

I used to own a Raven in Boston

It could speak English, but the only word it knew was "Car"

What do you call a a bunch of epileptic vegans at a rave?

Seizure Salad

What do middle class people do in a rave

Drop the double bass

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Israel?

You stick a quarter to the ceiling

What was the most popular dish on the rave cruise ship?

Sea Bass

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Put food on the ceiling.

What do horses eat at a rave?

Oats Oats Oats Oats

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Nail a sandwich to the roof.

Where do zombies go to party?

The rave yard.

How do you make Africans rave?

How do you start an African rave?

Staple food to the ceiling.

Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave...

Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.

How do start a rave in Ethiopia?

Staple a piece of toast to the roof.

How to start a rave in a socialist country.

Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.

What do vegetarians say at a rave?

Lettuce Turnip the Beet

How do you start a rave in a sorority house?

Tape a box of Uggs to the roof.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia

Staple food to the ceiling

(I'm sorry)

I had to attend a rave party the other day so before leaving

I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake-up call.

Next morning, she rang and said, "What are you doing with your life?"

Did I ever tell you about my old girlfriend who had Epilepsy?

I went to a rave. I thought it was so cool that I filmed it. But when I showed it to her, she just rolled her eyes.

My buddy got me the clapper for my birthday....

Now every time my wife and i have sex its like a rave

How do you get a room full of ethiopians to rave?

Stick food to the ceiling.

If I ever have a rave it'll be called the Beacons of Gondor

It's gonna be lit

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Glue toast to the ceiling.

How does a friend contact you when he gets lost at a Rave?

EDMs you

The raven was indecisive....

He said, "Probably not. But don't quote me on that."


*Sorry, that's was a Poe joke.*

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