The Best 11 Raunchy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Raunchy jokes. There are some raunchy pros jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these raunchy raunch puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Raunchy Jokes and Puns

My dad told me never to go to a cheap, sleazy, dirty, raunchy strip club, because you'll see something you really shouldn't.

So I went.

And I saw my dad.

Got any funny fortune cookie idea's?

I own a restaurant and I have extremely funny fortune cookies, but I'm running out of fortune ideas! Help me! I need some raunchy, dirty and insulting fortunes! Show me what you got and you could see them in a fortune cookie one day!

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Raunchy joke, What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

As a proud family man, the amount of raunchy, tasteless, sexist and offensive jokes you perverts are posting in this sub is frankly disappointing

Is there a filter or flair so I can see only NSFW jokes so I don't have to scroll past all the clean jokes?

Our son was a by-product of a raunchy night in the back of a car.

With one very open-minded taxi driver.


How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar?

Turn all the stools upside down.

(Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)

An ode to Father's Day with a new born (raunchy)

Roses are red
Expectations are low
Pull down your pants
Let's give it a blow

Raunchy joke, An ode to Father's Day with a new born (raunchy)

Now that Miley Cyrus is no longer doing raunchy pop music..

She decided to apply for twerkers comp

One liners

I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed

For the upcoming new year I made a raunchy calendar involving buff, handsome men from the mines. I was arrested by the police.

For sexual or suggestive content involving Miners.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

You can explore raunchy fortunes reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean raunchy cons dad jokes. There are also raunchy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the raunchy liners jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working raunchy sleazy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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