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Rattle Jokes

4 rattle jokes and hilarious rattle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rattle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly & Ridiculous Rattle Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good rattle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are called rattles

and not cautionary tails

Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, Snake! Run!

His companion laughs at him. Oh, relax. It's only a baby, he says. Don't you hear the rattle?

Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites?

Said every dog ever.

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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language

There are many ways to s**... please a snake.

But I won't rattle them off.

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