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There are two kinds of numbers...
Rational numbers and Woman numbers.
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Women are like numbers ...
* Some are Rational, but infinitely more are Irrational.
* The Real ones might be Proper or Improper, but only the Imaginary ones are ever Pure.
* Some are Natural, the rest are Negative, or just not there.
* Some are Prime, but those are hard to find.
* Every other one is just plain Odd.
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What is the main difference between real numbers and women?
Real numbers having period are rational.
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While I've always been able to count on the cardinal numbers, I find that some of the integers can be negative, but at least they're still rational. But as long as a number can be real with me, I don't care how dense they might be.
What do you call a number that's red and itchy?
rational.
What did the number 1 say to π (pi)?
Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!
Five numbers walk into a bar...
... A Natural number (6), an Integer (-2), a Rational (1/2), a Real (e) and a Complex number (1-i) walk into a bar.
The first four clutch their heads in pain, but 1-i keeps going.
When -2 asks him how he walked through it, he shrugs and replies
"I'm imaginary".
The set of natural numbers, the set of rational numbers, and the set of integers walk into a bar
Before long, they've had their fill and start causing drunken havoc, disturbing all the patrons. The bartender intends to get to the bottom of this matter. Reasoning that a mathematician would be able to help, he calls Bertrand Russell.
"Hey, I've got three sets in my bar and they're acting pretty raucous. You think you can help me calm them down?"
"I'm sorry," Russell replies. "Sets cannot contain themselves."
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