Rational Jokes
38 rational jokes and hilarious rational puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rational that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Rational jokes are jokes which focus on the mightier than fiction aspects of mathematics, which is the study of rational numbers. Through these jokes, you can explore how an illogical world can be tamed with just a bit of rational thought. Find out why these jokes are so sane, and prepare to chuckle!
Quick Jump To
Funniest Rational Short Jokes
Short rational jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rational humour may include short reasonable jokes also.
- Holding a gun to his teacher, the student demanded, "Tell me the square root of -2!" The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."
- Pi said to i, "Get real!" "Be rational!" responds i.
Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."
>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0 - People are so easily offended these days. That's why I only ever make jokes at the expense of white men, whose thick skins and calmly rational attitudes make them impossible to upset.
- What is the main difference between real numbers and women? Real numbers having period are rational.
- Vegetable rationing Some supermarkets are rationing lettuce, I think this is just the tip of the iceberg...
- What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as? A completely rational fear.
- How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room.
- What do you say when a scout decides to prepare a backup meal after all? He made a recon-side-ration
- Virginity is a lot like rational thinking. If you happen to visit the church regularly, you'll probably lose it before you're 14.
- Why do families who decorate a lot end up starving? Because decorations end with rations
Share These Rational Jokes With Friends
Rational One Liners
Which rational one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rational? I can suggest the ones about logical reasoning and logical thinking.
- Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
- There are two kinds of numbers... Rational numbers and Woman numbers.
- e and i have an argument e says to i: get real
i responds: be rational - Are you a rational function? because I could ride your asymptote to infinity.
- What do you call a number that's red and itchy? rational.
- Pi is fighting with i Pi : get real
i : be rational - What did the number 1 say to π (pi)? Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!
- What do you call a rational Irishman who looks after his skin? Dermot O'logical
- What do you call French army rations? Noms de guerre.
- My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson.
- Horoscopes are the enemy of rational thought. They are a cancer to critical thinking.
- What do you call a miniature meat morsel? A little ration.
- What do famous people eat during war? Celeb rations!
^^^^^^^^sorry - What do you call an Irish elf? Dec O'ration
- Why was the mint considered rational? Because it made cents
Howlingly Hilarious Rational Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about rational you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean intelligent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rational pranks.
The male bees were unhappy with their lot ...
So they decided to stop fertilizing the Queen. They had the usual demands: larger honey rations, shorter hours, etc. The worker bees tried to negotiate, but it was too late, and the hive never recovered. Thus it became the first beehive destroyed in a drone strike.
Two crazy people are by the pool in an asylum...
One of them falls in, the other quickly jumps in and saves him.
The doctor later meets the saviour and says "we've assessed your situation and believe you're qualified to leave the asylum based on your rational deeds. However I regret to inform you that the man you saved hung himself in the same night".
The man smiles and confidently says "oh he didn't, I hung him to dry him up!"
Useful Metric Equivalents
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
Edit - formatting
Mental Hospital
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable.
The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
Women are like numbers ...
* Some are Rational, but infinitely more are Irrational.
* The Real ones might be Proper or Improper, but only the Imaginary ones are ever Pure.
* Some are Natural, the rest are Negative, or just not there.
* Some are Prime, but those are hard to find.
* Every other one is just plain Odd.
My uncle wants to publish a cookbook that teaches people how to prepare nutritious and tasty meals using the kinds of meagre rations that are available in the aftermath of a hurricane/earthquake/flood/etc.
I told him it sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Completely Original Joke About Numbers That I'm Sure Has Never Occurred To Anyone
While I've always been able to count on the cardinal numbers, I find that some of the integers can be negative, but at least they're still rational. But as long as a number can be real with me, I don't care how dense they might be.
What do you call a rational scientific m**...?
An Oxymormon
1945. Lenin's ghost comes to visit Stalin
Stalin tells the undead Lenin: "See, comrade Lenin, you doubted that the Soviet people will follow me, but in fact they do!"
To which Lenin replies: "Increase the food rations, or else the Soviet people will follow me".
A few guys always used to meet up on Fridays after work for a drink.
One Friday, Pete showed up late, sat down forlornly at the bar and knocked back his first beer in one gulp.
'You OK?' asked Bill, another of the gang.
'Not really,' sighed Pete. 'This morning my wife told me that she's rationing our s**... life – she's cutting me back to just once a week. I can't believe it.'
Bill put a consoling arm around Pete's shoulder. 'You think you've got it bad – she's cut some guys off altogether!'
What are two things that you can see in the photo op at St John's church?
One is a glorified tool that is no longer relevant, but still widely used by radical christians to persecute homosexuals, degrade women, prohibit freedom, and rationalize war on non-believers.
The other is the bible.
