The Best 22 Ratio Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Ratio jokes. There are some ratio tangent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ratio statistic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Ratio Jokes and Puns
I don't know why men go to bars to meet women...
They should be going to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 and they're already looking for things they don't need.
Why do guys go to bars to meet women?
Go to target instead. The female to male ratio is 10-1 and they're already looking for things they don't need.
I have a fear of numbers which aren't the ratio of two integers.
It's really irrational.
A physicist, an engineer and a mathematician are given the task to contain the largest amount of area with a limited amount of fence.
The physicist designs a square fence, showing that a square contains the most area.
The Engineer then designs a circular fence, showing that the area to circumference ratio is better than a square.
The mathematician think for a moment, then starts building a tiny fence around himself. When he's done, he says "I define myself to be the outsideο»Ώ.
What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?
Litterbox.
There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?
the one with the smallest *mu*
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**Preemptive explanation:**
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter Β΅ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.
Why did Jesus lose his Halo?
Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn.
What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?
Eskimo pi.
Are you a rational function?
because I could ride your asymptote to infinity.
The Farmer was careful to monitor the ratio of roosters to chickens
He was trying to control ova population.
What does a female filmmaker look for in a guy?
His "ass-pec ratio".
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How to make the world a better place.
How do you raise the literacy rate while simultaneously lowering the poverty ratio of a town near you?
All you have to do is drive as fast as possible through the Walmart parking lot.
Which country the highest male population ratio?
Vietnam. Everybody has a dong there.
The ratio of guys to girls in my friend group
Is undefined!
Who has the best K/D ratio? Hitler.
Cops are ok with a hit/miss ratio of 3/5 on the shooting range.
Coincidence?
βͺI hereby declare anything black and white in the ratio 5:1 is automatically a meme.β¬
During math class, I was adjacent to the person of the opposite sex.
Our ratio is a bit of a tangent you know?
I tried to have a rational argument with a terrorist
But they just blew up
I made fun of the astronomers for trying to figure out the Sun's diameter to circumference ratio..
That was really a pi in the sky idea...
Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?
They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!
I was thinking about perfect spirals in the restroom,
I now know why its called the "golden" ratio.
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