Ratio Jokes

Funniest Ratio Short Jokes

Short ratio jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ratio humour may include short rate jokes also.

1. The asteroid event that ended dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone
2. The average horse weighs 1000lbs and has a 20 inch D. That's a ratio of 50lbs to 1 inch. So an average man weighing 200lbs only needs a 4 inch D to be hung like a horse.
   Be proud fellas
3. I heard U.S. Senator Herb Kohl once wrote a bill that would standardize the ratios of carrots, mayonnaise, and cabbage in his favorite side dish. He called it Kohl's Law.
4. Why did Jesus lose his halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn.
5. 23% of the crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship Santa Maria were named Juan That's almost a three to Juan ratio.
6. The Farmer was careful to monitor the ratio of roosters to chickens He was trying to control ova population.
7. I made fun of the astronomers for trying to figure out the Sun's diameter to circumference ratio.. That was really a pi in the sky idea...
8. Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches? They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!
9. I was thinking about perfect spirals in the restroom, I now know why its called the "golden" ratio.
10. What country has the highest ratio of doctors to population? The country with the most jews.

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Ratio One Liners

Which ratio one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ratio? I can suggest the ones about relations and percentage.

1. I have a fear of numbers which aren't the ratio of two integers. It's really irrational.
2. What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox.
3. What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi.
4. Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
5. The ratio of guys to girls in my friend group Is undefined!
6. Fun fact for you... 5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios...
7. Cops are ok with a hit/miss ratio of 3/5 on the shooting range. Coincidence?
8. You should never be a school shooter Because arsonists get way higher KD ratios
9. ‪I hereby declare anything black and white in the ratio 5:1 is automatically a meme.‬
10. IAmA machine finding the ratio of my output force to my input force. AMA!
11. What's a ISIS members favorite ratio? 9:11
12. What is 9/11? The ratio of people who could not make it out alive...
13. My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?
14. why girls prefer iphones.... because they are use to its type of Aspect ratio :D
15. What does a female filmmaker look for in a guy? His "a**...-pec ratio".

Silly Ratio Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about ratio you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean related jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ratio pranks.