The Best 55 Rates Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rates jokes. There are some rates astronomical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rates taxes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rates Jokes and Puns

In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

So, I bumped into this cute girl on the way out of the grocery store...

We talked for a bit and ended up exchanging numbers. I'm trying not to make a big deal about it, but I'm pretty bummed that my insurance rates are going to go up.

$50 for three questions

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$50.00 for three questions."

replied the lawyer.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes." the lawyer replied, "Only one more left"

Rates joke, $50 for three questions

I'll be getting a 4.0 this semester...

When a girl rates me out of 10

Chemistry Hotel

So I was driving down the road, getting pretty tired on my way home and saw a sign that said "Chemistry Hotel"

the sign said:

*"Cheap Day Rates, and Even Cheaper NO3-'s"*


Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Rates joke, Why were birth rates low in 1970?

Discount Air Rides

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, 'What trip?'

The electoral college needs to go away.

The tuition rates are out of control.

Gravity is a harsh mistress...

*... but she has reasonable rates!*

Why are the literacy rates in North Korea so low?

Because there can only be *one* supreme reader.

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A recent study has shown patient mortality rates increase with the age of the doctor

Next week I have a surgical consultation with a particularly clever-looking newborn.

Pie rates of the Caribbean joke

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

Millennials don't get this...

Low college tuition rates.

Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?

You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Dad joke inc

Did you know that in Trinidad and Tobago is costs £2.50 for a pie and in Jamaica it costs £3?

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Rates joke, Dad joke inc

Why are differential equation courses so dry?

Because the problems are all about losing liquids at varying rates.

In Jamaica it costs £3 for a steak pie, in Trinidad it's £2.50

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

What do Breath of the Wild and an art store going out of business have in common?

The frame rates drop.


Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?

Those are the pie rates of the carribean.

Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

A slice of pie costs $3.50 in Barbados,

$3.00 in Saint Lucia, $2.50 in Belize, and $2 in Cuba.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Why can't sailors get fat?

Because of those darned pie rates.

I bumped into an old school friend today

He was going on and on about how expensive his new car was.

So long story short my insurance rates are going up.

I saw a taxi that said "Low Flat Rates" on the side

They must have good tires.

Good news: New HIV Infection Rates Falling Dramatically in Africa.

Bad news: Because everyone is positive now.

We should raise insurance rates on drivers who have never crashed their cars.

They're driving wrecklessly.

Michigan is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression.

It's a sad state of affairs.

New York City just published its annual index of the death rates caused by plunging from balconies

Sadly, they're still falling

My friend told me that football is more dangerous than baseball because of the higher suicide rates.

I told him, you must not be an Orioles fan.

They say families were larger in the past due to higher child mortality rates....

but as it turns out, your great-great-great-GREEEEAAAT-Grandma really just loved her some D

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.

School shooting rates in America have dropped by crazy amounts over the past 2 months

The Summertime truly does bring miracles

Unemployment rates at bondage studios are high.

Most candidates are unwilling to learn the ropes.

A pie in Barbados costs $3, meanwhile a pie in Haiti costs £5

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

I've decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.

Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.

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There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?

New research

Shows Amish people have lower rates of cyber bullying

North Korea has one of the lowest literacy rates in the world...

That's why they all elect a "nationar reader"

I've always wondered about the price of pies around the world

In the Bahamas they're $9 a pie.
In Jamaica they're $8 a pie.
In Cuba they're $7 a pie.

And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Haven't you heard? Some pirates are going for a career change to bankers, and they've got good rates.

Pi-rates.

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs €2.00 A chicken pie in Trinidad costs €2.15 A chicken pie in St Kitts costs €2.40

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Do you know why non-vaccinated people have the lowest drinking rates out of everybody else?

They can never age up to 18.

A slice of apple pie is £2 in Jamaica, a slice of apple pie is £2.40 in the Bahamas and a slice of apple pie is £1.70 in Barbados.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

It's $2.50 for a pie in Jamaica, and $2.00 for a pie in the Bahamas....

The pie rates of the Caribbean.

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

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You can't get pregnant during '69.

Every time I have sex with my German girlfriend she rates it.

Today I set a new high score which was 9 (NOT OC)

A slice of pie is $2.50 in the Bahamas.

A slice of pie is $ 3.00 in Jamaica.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

What's the 3.141592653% tax that sailors charge?

Pi Rates

Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua?

Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.

Pirates of the Caribbean joke

A pie in Jamaica is usually 3 dollars. While a pie in the Bahamas is usually 4 dollars.

I know because I have always been a fan of the pie rates of the Caribbean.

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Birth rates in Alabama have declined due to COVID19...

... restrictions prohibiting family gatherings.

An apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica.

The same apple pie costs $3.00 in the Dominican Republic.

These are the pie rates of the Carribean.

I got rid of my house, cars and credit cards to get my interest rates lower..

It worked! Now girls are barely interested in me..
(Heard it from somewhere on tv maybe)

Do you know why pies are so expensive in the Bahamas?

or are you ignorant of the pie rates of the Caribbean?

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