Rated R Jokes
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Short rated r jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rated r humour may include short r rated jokes also.
- Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing. ... i can find the door out.
- Overheard in line for a movie... Theater employee: "That's an R-rated movie. When's your birthday?"
Teenage boy: "October 12th."
Employee: "What year?"
Boy: "Every year." - A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating... Turns out every icon was a little graphic.
- Star Wars was originally supposed to be an R-rated movie on account of one characters dialogue, But luckily they bleeped all R2-D2's lines out.
- The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating... The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.
- Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....
[credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers] - 50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
- I asked my friend if he wanted to seesaw. He told me he can't because his mom doesn't let him watch R-Rated movies.
- 51 R-Rated Hohttp://divide.rocks/schn8-51-r-rated-hollywood-gifsllywood GIFs | divide.rocks
- Any golf jokes? Was hoping you guys would have a few golf jokes for when I play my first game tomorrow. From PG to R rated is fine with me ;)
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Which rated r one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rated r? I can suggest the ones about a rated and rage.
- String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
- Why are band and orchestra rated R? All the sax and violins
- I heard the new Calculus movie was rated R It contains graphic content
- Why was the musical R-rated? Because there was lots of Sax and Violins.
- I just watched a pirate movie It was rated "R"
- Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman
- Why is the movie about the early Germanic people rated r It contains Saxon violence.
- I saw a movie once with a lot of racist profanity Obviously, it got rated a hard R.
- There is another Pirate movie coming out. Its going to be rated "R".
- Why are pirates not allowed to work at the MPAA? They rated every movie R
- I'm surprised An Inconvenient Sequel didn't get an R rating. It had so much Gore
- Why couldnt the little pirate go watch the movie It was rated R
- I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said "sit" too many times
- I'm making a movie about meiosis It's going to be rated R
Why?
Because s**... cells. - Why are pirates so v**...? The only movies they watch are rated "R".
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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More Pirate Jokes
Me and my one legged pirate friend went out to dinner last night. You know where we went?
IIIIIIIIIHOP
Afterwards we went to go see a movie, guess what it's rated.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
you know why its rated R?
Because of all the b**...!
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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?
Urinate
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Are My t**... Black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose.
A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
bath.
'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my t**... black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my t**...
black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry about his t**..., she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand
and his t**... in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with
them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??'
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I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's s**... toys all come to life too.
The theme song should still be "You got a friend in me".
A man decides to buy a lie-detecting robot that slaps people who lie,
and decided to test it out on his son at Dinner.
"Did you go to school today, Jim?" asks the father.
"Yes," replies the son, "I, did go to school"
The Robot slaps him. "FINE, I went to the movies!
"Which one did you see?" the Father proceeds to ask.
"Toy Store 3" mumbled the son.
Once again, the robot slaps him.
"FINE! I saw an R-Rated film!"
"When we were your age, we would be killed if we watched an R-rated film! Heck, we didn't even know what those were at the time!" yells the father. The robot slaps him.
The mother laughs and says "Haha, after all, he IS your son." The robot slaps her as well.
Why don't adolescent pirates go to the movies?
Because all the movies they want to see are rated R.
Hey did you hear about the new statistics movie they're making?
It's going to be rated r-squared
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Here's something that s**... about being a cat or a dog...
being almost dead before you can go see an R\-rated movie.
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I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, no n**... and no profanity
It was a little overrated
Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl
* Rated G - the prince gets the girl.
* Rated PG - the hero gets the girl.
* Rated R - the villain gets the girl.
* Rated X - everyone gets the girl!
