The Best 45 Rated Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rated jokes. There are some rated highest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rated rank puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rated Jokes and Puns

Need a good PG rated joke for a class...anybody have one?

I've been scouring the posts on here but a lot of them are highly sexual/not appropriate.

Have to give a joke for my Toastmasters class. Ideas?

Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...

Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian slip. I was sitting at the dinner table next to my mother-in-law. I turned to her and I meant to say,"Please pass the salt", but instead I said "You fat cow, you've ruined my life".

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Rated joke, Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

I just bought a movie with 3.142 stars out of 5

It was a pi rated DVD

I heard the new Calculus movie was rated R

It contains graphic content

The Avengers are over rated.

The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.

I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's sex toys all come to life too.

The theme song should still be "You got a friend in me".

Rated joke, I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's sex toys all come to life to

I rated that girl a 10

on the pH scale because she looked pretty basic.

Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13?

It only had minor nudity.

I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated-

It's just a curd to me.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Jews rated their trip to auschwitz

It was one star

Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing.

... i can find the door out.

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?


How do you get a billionaire to donate their fortune to Planned Parenthood?

Take them to a PG rated movie.

I went online and rated our Solar System

Gave it one star.

Rated joke, I went online and rated our Solar System

Have you heard of the new pirate movie?


Why was the Jazz movie rated R

Too much sax and violins

Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system?

I googled it and found the reason...

It's rated only '1 star' out there.

If my ex were to be rated by ESRB

She would be Rated E for Everyone.

Did you hear about the cruise that was rated 3.14 out of 10?

It was a pi-rate ship

Rick and morty recently surpassed Big Bang Theory as the highest rated comedy on television...

In other news, apparently Big Bang Theory is supposed to be funny.

I was rated "number 1 most likely to not murder you in a cabin in a forest" in highschool.

I know, kind of a weird thing to be rated for but you won't find someone who disagrees.

A guy was meeting his friend in the bar

As he walked in, he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other, "Nine." Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. "Sorry to spoil your evening," said his friend, "but when I walked in they were speaking German"

Dropped a dad joke bomb on an unsuspecting game stop employee

In Game Stop yesterday with my teenaged son, the the cashier asked me if I was ok buying a game that was rated T for teen, I replied "Of course, he is Four Teen!"

I'm making a movie about meiosis

It's going to be rated R
Because sex cells.

Why couldnt the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?

....Because it was rated Argggh

Why are pirates so vulgar?

The only movies they watch are rated "R".

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

It was rated AARRR

If your mother was a video game she would be rated E

Because she has a great personality and I can't imagine anyone not wanting to be friends with her.

Today I was rated a 2 in binary!

Because I am 1 0


Arsenal are playing Vorskla in the UEFA cup tonight.

They aren't that highly rated and no one really knows much about them, but apparently they're a small club from North London. 😁

They're making a x rated version of Alice in wonderland where Alice is played by a dominiatrix

It's called Alice in chains

Somalian women were rated the hottest out of any country...

They're all pirates, of course they have the most booty.

A man and his daughter get into an intense arguement.

Finally the daughter can take it anymore and storms off to her room shouting "Jim Morrison is over rated" before angrily shutting her bedroom door.

Her father equally as angry yelled back "How many times do I have to tell you? In this house we dont slam The Doors."

Why are band and orchestra rated R?

All the sax and violins

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

I saw a movie once with a lot of racist profanity

Obviously, it got rated a hard R.

Why are most solar systems bad business partners?

Most are rated one star and even the best only have three.

Why havent aliens visited us

They looked at the reviews, we were rated 1 star

When I grow up and have kids in a couple of decades. I won't be worried when the day comes they ask for for the newest released M rated game. I'm confident I won't even need to play its unsuitable.

I mean I've played GTA 5 before.

What's the worst rated US State on yelp?

The Lone Star State.

Why is the movie about the early Germanic people rated r

It contains Saxon violence.

What do you call a music game rated for everyone?

E minor.

My friends asked me where they could get a decent coffee table and I said I could make one for them for $500. They were delighted and agreed to it. But when I eventually got it to them, they seemed really ungrateful.

I have no idea why, it was fantastic. It rated 100 different types of coffee from 1 -10 and was one of the best spreadsheets I've ever made.

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