Rate Of Change Jokes
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I needed an emergency tire change. I asked what the hourly rate was. I was relieved when they said it's a...
...Flat Fee.
Haven't you heard? Some pirates are going for a career change to bankers, and they've got good rates.
Pi-rates.
in the wake of the pandemic and failing ratings, AMC's The Walking Dead has changed it's format.
it will now be a reality show shot solely inside America's nursing homes.
What's the instantaneous rate of change of an Italian farewell?
Derivederci!
The divorce rate in Virginia is so high... .....
... that they are changing the official state slogan to "Virginia is for ex-lovers".
Fun fact: Gauge Theory is the instantaneous rate of change calculated off a pre established baseline. A 12 gauge is how Kurt Cobain died.
Fastest way to be rich, 100% success rate!
Change your name to Rich.
You must be 1/x,
Because you are the rate of change of my natural log.
S&P just changed Russia's credit rating
from AAA to AHAHAHA
A Chinese man goes into a bank ...
... to exchange some Chinese yuan for American dollars. The teller finishes counting the man's currency, looks up that day's exchange rate, computes the conversion and quickly counts out the American currency in twenties, "…140, 160 and" plunking down the last bill, "makes $180. Will that be all today, sir?"
The Chinese man glares suspiciously at the teller, "Hey, how come I come he'a last week wit' same amount yuan, you give me 200 dollah; I come he'a today, you only give me 180 dollah?"
The teller politely goes into the short version of how currency exchanges work and recent changes in the market.
Being mostly satisfied but still a little skeptical the Chinese man asks, "What you mean by 'changes'?"
The teller says, "I'm sorry, I should've said 'fluctuations'."
The Chinese man yells back, "*Fluctuations*? Hey, FLUCK YOU WHITE GUYS TOO!"
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