The Best 32 Rastafarian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rastafarian jokes. There are some rastafarian serie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rastafarian reggae puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rastafarian Jokes and Puns

What do you call a Rastafarian proctologist?


A Jamaican man saunters into a bank

.. with a 25kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier. Shocked, the cashier asks.. What's this for!? The man, a Rastafarian, replies; "Me 'ere to open a joint account, mon!"

What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman?


Rastafarian joke, What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman?

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

What do you say to an unemployed Rastafarian?

Jah bless

What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?

Jah bless.

What do you call a shopping complex owned by a Rastafarian?


Rastafarian joke, What do you call a shopping complex owned by a Rastafarian?

What did the rastafarian say to the hypnotist

Jamaican me sleepy

Why was the Rastafarian poor?

Because he was jah bless

Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian?

He was stoned.

My girlfriend is going to a rastafarian party and has asked me to do her hair.

I'm dreading it.

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What is another word for PokΓ©mon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

I always hate going to my Rastafarian friends house

its dreadful

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?


Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

Where do Rastafarian Muslims go to pray?


Rastafarian joke, Where do Rastafarian Muslims go to pray?

A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party...

I'm dreading it

Two Rastafarians go to the river in Egypt and one of them gets in and says "Ey, mon, me not get wet"; his friend replies

"Ya right, mon, you in denial"

I'm turning Rastafarian, but I'm worried about the stress it will put on my hair.

I'm dreading it.

Why did the Rastafarian change his hair style?

Because it was dreadful.

Does anyone have a Rastafarian wig?

We have crazy hair day at work tomorrow and I'm dreading it.

What do you call a Semitic Rastafarian Gangster?


What do you call a Rastafarian who hunts down other Rastafarians?

A Braid Runner.

What if a group of knights became Rastafarian?

They would be knights of the highest order!

What Kind of Potato Does a Rastafarian Want To Be?

A 'baked' potato

Why are Rastafarians afraid to secure their houses at night?

Because they dread locks.

Why didn't the Rastafarian get a haircut?

He was dreading it

What's a Rastafarians favourite movie?

Goodwill Bun-ting!

Why did the Rastafarian refuse to cut his hair for ten years?

He was dreading it.

A Rastafarian who has spent his whole life helping people and accumulated no possessions is writing his will. His lawyer looks at it and realizes it is nothing more than a lengthy description of his faith. "Are you sure this is all you have for a will?" asks the lawyer.

Ya. This is what I be leavin'.

Where did the dyslexic Rastafarian go on holiday?


What haircut do rastafarian robots have?


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