The Best 14 Rastafari Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rastafari jokes. There are some rastafari jamaican jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rastafari lady puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rastafari Jokes and Puns

Two Rastafarians go to the river in Egypt and one of them gets in and says "Ey, mon, me not get wet"; his friend replies

"Ya right, mon, you in denial"

Why was the Rastafarian poor?

Because he was jah bless

Where do Rastafarian Muslims go to pray?


Rastafari joke, Where do Rastafarian Muslims go to pray?

Does anyone have a Rastafarian wig?

We have crazy hair day at work tomorrow and I'm dreading it.

Why did the Rastafarian change his hair style?

Because it was dreadful.

A Rastafarian who has spent his whole life helping people and accumulated no possessions is writing his will. His lawyer looks at it and realizes it is nothing more than a lengthy description of his faith. "Are you sure this is all you have for a will?" asks the lawyer.

Ya. This is what I be leavin'.

Why didn't the Rastafarian get a haircut?

He was dreading it

Rastafari joke, Why didn't the Rastafarian get a haircut?

What did the rastafarian say to the hypnotist

Jamaican me sleepy

Why did the Rastafarian refuse to cut his hair for ten years?

He was dreading it.

What's a Rastafarians favourite movie?

Goodwill Bun-ting!

Why are Rastafarians afraid to secure their houses at night?

Because they dread locks.

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Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

What did the upper class Rastafari say when he walked into the bakers shop?

One love me breda.

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rastafari barbados jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rastafari marley piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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