Rasta Jokes
37 rasta jokes and hilarious rasta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rasta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rasta Short Jokes
Short rasta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rasta humour may include short reggae jokes also.
- A little girl turns to her mother and asks, "What is that rasta man cooking behind us?" The mother turns around to look and says, "I don't know sweetie. What Jamaican?"
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Rasta One Liners
Which rasta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rasta? I can suggest the ones about hippy and hippie.
- What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta.
- Why aren't digital images of bob marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics.
- What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!
- Why was the Jamaican footballer sad? He was kicked off his team's rasta
- I'm a Vegan Rasta... If I cannot smoke it, then I cannot eat it.
- Which file extension is the most rasta? .ini
- What do you call a Rasta on a surf board? Bob Gnarly
- What's the favorite country of Rasta's ? Yémen
- What do you call an extremist Jamaican man? A Rasta far-right!
- Whats a Jamaican's favorite kind of pasta? Rasta roni
- What did the Rasta say to the pirate? "Everything Arrrrrie?"
- What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes
- What do you call a Jamaican that wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes!
- What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican? Rasta Pasta.
- What do you call a Jamaican smothered with mayonnaise? Rasta Salad.
Humorous Rasta Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about rasta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pokey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rasta pranks.
A rasta man goes to the bank with a 25 kg bag of m**......
And hands it over to the bank teller.
Confused, the bank teller asks, "What's this for?"
The rasta replies, "Me here to open a joint account."
A Rastaman with a bag full of m**... walks into a bank...
and hands it to a cashier. The angry cashier asks 'Sir, what is this...?' The rasta replies "Wa yah ask foolish question, mi come to open a joint account!!"
Two Rastafarians go to the river in Egypt and one of them gets in and says "Ey, mon, me not get wet"; his friend replies
"Ya right, mon, you in denial"
Why was the Rastafarian poor?
Because he was jah bless
Where do Rastafarian Muslims go to pray?
Ja-mecca
Does anyone have a Rastafarian wig?
We have crazy hair day at work tomorrow and I'm dreading it.
If a Rastaman ever wants to tell you a story...
Don't bother, they just Babylon.
Why did the Rastafarian change his hair style?
Because it was dreadful.
What did the rastafarian say to the hypnotist
Jamaican me sleepy
A Rastafarian who has spent his whole life helping people and accumulated no possessions is writing his will. His lawyer looks at it and realizes it is nothing more than a lengthy description of his faith. "Are you sure this is all you have for a will?" asks the lawyer.
Ya. This is what I be leavin'.
Why didn't the Rastafarian get a haircut?
He was dreading it
Why are Rastafarians afraid to secure their houses at night?
Because they dread locks.
Why did the Rastafarian refuse to cut his hair for ten years?
He was dreading it.
