The Best 4 Raspy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Raspy jokes. There are some raspy raucous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these raspy rufus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Raspy Jokes and Puns

A pony walks into a bar.

"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice.

"Come again?" Says the bartender.

"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice, yet again.

"I can't understand you, your voice is too raspy" says the bartender.

The pony says "Sorry, I am a little horse."

So, the make a wish foundation arrives at a hospital room

They talk to the child laying there,
are you ready for the surprise of a lifetime
The kid in a raspy voice replies, So a short one?

So a guy lies on his death bed.

An old man is on his death bed. His entire family is by his side. He asks his daughter "Anna, are you there?" His daughter Anna says "yes father im here." The man then asks " What about my son is he here?" His son says "yes im here." "What about my grandkids," the old man said, growing more raspy. "We are here too grandpa," the grandkids said. "Everyone is here, arent they," he says, "Then why is the kitchen light on?"

A pony walks into a bar...

A pony walks into a bar, and is stared at by the bartender and patrons. He makes his way up to the bar, and in a raspy voice asks the bartender for a glass of water. He quickly downs the glass, clears his throat, and says, "you'll have to excuse me, I'm a little hoarse"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the raspy gruff jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working raspy cheery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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