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Delightful Fun Raspy Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good raspy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A pony walks into a bar.

"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice.
"Come again?" Says the bartender.
"I'll have a beer" says the pony, in a raspy voice, yet again.
"I can't understand you, your voice is too raspy" says the bartender.
The pony says "Sorry, I am a little horse."

So, the make a wish foundation arrives at a hospital room

They talk to the child laying there,
are you ready for the surprise of a lifetime
The kid in a raspy voice replies, So a short one?

So a guy lies on his death bed.

An old man is on his death bed. His entire family is by his side. He asks his daughter "Anna, are you there?" His daughter Anna says "yes father im here." The man then asks " What about my son is he here?" His son says "yes im here." "What about my grandkids," the old man said, growing more raspy. "We are here too grandpa," the grandkids said. "Everyone is here, arent they," he says, "Then why is the kitchen light on?"

A pony walks into a bar...

A pony walks into a bar, and is stared at by the bartender and patrons. He makes his way up to the bar, and in a raspy voice asks the bartender for a glass of water. He quickly downs the glass, clears his t**..., and says, "you'll have to excuse me, I'm a little hoarse"


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