The Best 20 Raspberry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Raspberry jokes. There are some raspberry cherries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these raspberry berry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Raspberry Jokes and Puns

A woman goes to the doctor...

A woman goes to the doctor with a raspberry in her left nostril, a string bean in her right, a carrot in her right ear and a banana in her left. The woman says

"Doctor, I don't fell so well."

And the doctor replied

"Well for one thing, you're *definitely* not eating correctly."

what's a nerds favourite dessert?

Raspberry pi

Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce

Police are not treating the death as suspicious.

They believe he topped himself.

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My local ice cream man was found dead this morning.

He was covered in nuts, sprinkles and raspberry sauce.

Apparently he topped himself.

Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?

They are calling it Raspberry Turnover


Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator...

I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin.

What's it called when a raspberry is late to class?

They are tarty!

Raspberry joke, What's it called when a raspberry is late to class?

How do you call a sad raspberry?

A blueberry

What do robots eat for dessert on thanksgiving?

Raspberry pi.

what did the robot order at the take away place?

computer chips with a dessert of raspberry pi

What do you call a Russian raspberry dipped in lighter fluid?

Rasp-butane

You can explore raspberry strawberry reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean raspberry pie dad jokes. There are also raspberry puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do we want?

What do we want? to be precise!

When do we want it?! half past seven in the parking lot by the 7-11. Be there with a blue raspberry slurpie in hand wearing overalls.

What do you get if you cross a blueberry with a raspberry?

A blue\-ass berry, motherfucka!

What was Prince's favorite dessert?

Raspberry Sorbet

I was speaking to a colleague about the names of our computers, he told me about his raspberry pi called bifrost..

It was just a gateway device. (this is actually a thing that just happened 110% true)

What will Prince Harry do if he starts going bald?

He'll wear a raspberry toupee

Raspberry joke, What will Prince Harry do if he starts going bald?

Today at work some idiots poured raspberry coulis down the printer

Everytime I sent anything through, all I got was a paper jam

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

What kind of Raspberry dishes do you eat to irritate your bowel?

Raspberry tart


So I had a slice of raspberry pie yesterday

needless to say the programmer was pretty angry...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the raspberry blueberries jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working raspberry cherry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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