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35 raspberry jokes and hilarious raspberry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about raspberry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to giggle with our collection of Raspberry jokes that's sure to make you laugh! From the best raspberry pi puns to strawberry and blackberry jokes, these raspberry jokes are sure to leave you with a fruit-filled smile!

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Funniest Raspberry Short Jokes

Short raspberry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raspberry humour may include short blueberry jokes also.

  1. I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes.
  2. My local ice cream man was found dead this morning. He was covered in nuts, sprinkles and raspberry sauce.
    Apparently he topped himself.
  3. Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious.
    They believe he topped himself.
  4. What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure.
  5. Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator... I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin.
  6. what did the robot order at the take away place? computer chips with a dessert of raspberry pi
  7. What do we want? What do we want? to be precise!
    When do we want it?! half past seven in the parking lot by the 7-11. Be there with a blue raspberry slurpie in hand wearing overalls.
  8. Today at work some idiots poured raspberry coulis down the printer Everytime I sent anything through, all I got was a paper jam
  9. So I had a slice of raspberry pie yesterday needless to say the programmer was pretty angry...
  10. I stopped to help out a homeless guy today He had a sign that said "Hungry. Anything helps."
    So I gave him some raspberries and went on my way.
    He chuckled a bit, but he's probably still hungry.

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Raspberry One Liners

Which raspberry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raspberry? I can suggest the ones about strawberry and raisin.

  1. what's a nerds favourite dessert? Raspberry pi
  2. What makes a bathroom fit for a Prince? A raspberry bidet.
  3. What's it called when a raspberry is late to class? They are tarty!
  4. How do you call a sad raspberry? A blueberry
  5. What do robots eat for dessert on thanksgiving? Raspberry pi.
  6. What do you call a Russian raspberry dipped in lighter fluid? Rasp-butane
  7. What was Prince's favorite dessert? Raspberry Sorbet
  8. What kind of Raspberry dishes do you eat to irritate your bowel? Raspberry tart
  9. What will Prince Harry do if he starts going bald? He'll wear a raspberry toupee
  10. What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
    A red jellyfish.
  11. I'm not saying I've got a fat kid. But she only blows raspberries if it comes with cream.
  12. What do raspberries do when they play instruments? They have jam sessions!
  13. What's the best compliment you can give a raspberry comedian? You were berry funny!
  14. What is a programmer's favorite food? Raspberry pi
  15. Why do they call it the Raspberry Pi? Because you turn π^㎭ then walk away.

Raspberry Pi Jokes

Here is a list of funny raspberry pi jokes and even better raspberry pi puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the similarity between b**... and Raspberry Pi computers? Both were intended for kids but it's the adults that end up playing with them more
Raspberry joke, What's the similarity between b**... and Raspberry Pi computers?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about raspberry can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of raspberry puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing & Witty Raspberry Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about raspberry you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cranberry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make raspberry prank.

A woman goes to the doctor...

A woman goes to the doctor with a raspberry in her left nostril, a string bean in her right, a carrot in her right ear and a banana in her left. The woman says
"Doctor, I don't fell so well."
And the doctor replied
"Well for one thing, you're *definitely* not eating correctly."

Did you hear Ben and j**...'s are naming a flavor in honor of j**... Sandusky?

They are calling it Raspberry Turnover

What do you get if you cross a blueberry with a raspberry?

A blue\-a**... berry, m**...!

I was speaking to a colleague about the names of our computers, he told me about his raspberry pi called bifrost..

It was just a gateway device. (this is actually a thing that just happened 110% true)

Raspberry joke, I was speaking to a colleague about the names of our computers, he told me about his raspberry pi ca

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The impact of these raspberry jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.