Raspberry Jokes

Funniest Raspberry Short Jokes

Short raspberry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raspberry humour may include short blueberry jokes also.

1. I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes.
2. Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious.
   They believe he topped himself.
3. What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure.
4. Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator... I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin.
5. what did the robot order at the take away place? computer chips with a dessert of raspberry pi
6. What do we want? What do we want? to be precise!
   When do we want it?! half past seven in the parking lot by the 7-11. Be there with a blue raspberry slurpie in hand wearing overalls.
7. So I had a slice of raspberry pie yesterday needless to say the programmer was pretty angry...
8. I stopped to help out a homeless guy today He had a sign that said "Hungry. Anything helps."
   So I gave him some raspberries and went on my way.
   He chuckled a bit, but he's probably still hungry.

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Raspberry One Liners

Which raspberry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raspberry? I can suggest the ones about strawberry and raisin.

1. what's a nerds favourite dessert? Raspberry pi
2. What makes a bathroom fit for a Prince? A raspberry bidet.
3. What's it called when a raspberry is late to class? They are tarty!
4. What do robots eat for dessert on thanksgiving? Raspberry pi.
5. What do you call a Russian raspberry dipped in lighter fluid? Rasp-butane
6. What was Prince's favorite dessert? Raspberry Sorbet
7. What kind of Raspberry dishes do you eat to irritate your bowel? Raspberry tart
8. What will Prince Harry do if he starts going bald? He'll wear a raspberry toupee
9. What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
   A red jellyfish.
10. I'm not saying I've got a fat kid. But she only blows raspberries if it comes with cream.
11. What do raspberries do when they play instruments? They have jam sessions!
12. What's the best compliment you can give a raspberry comedian? You were berry funny!
13. What is a programmer's favorite food? Raspberry pi
14. Why do they call it the Raspberry Pi? Because you turn π^㎭ then walk away.
15. What do you call a berry with a sore t**...? A raspberry!

Amusing & Witty Raspberry Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about raspberry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cranberry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make raspberry pranks.