Rashes Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

This blonde goes to the pediatrician...

This blonde goes to the pediatrician because her baby keeps getting diaper rashes. The pediatrician asks, "How often do you change your baby?"

The blonde says, "Once a month."

The doctor yells, "What? Why do you only change him once a month?"

The blonde says, "Well, the box says 'good up until fifteen pounds.'"

How do you stop Harry Potter from spreading rashes?

Tell him to quidditching it

Boss: Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

TIL that excessive consumption of raw egg white can cause brittle hair, rashes, fungal infection, and anemia...

I then imagined the hairless, hideous, and weak beast Gaston should have looked like.

What are the funniest rashes jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Rashes? Well, here are the best Rashes puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Rashes pick up lines to share with friends.


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