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*Rash*
He kept making rash decisions.
he told me to make it topical.
a HULK RASH!!!!
He has shingles.
After getting all his food he brings it to the cash register to ring it up. The cashier says "that'll be $49.95", The man hands him a $100 bill and the cashier asks "do you have anything smaller? We've been having a rash of counterfeit bills lately"; the man reaches in his pockets and hands him a $55 bill
It turned out to be a rash decision.
I need to quit making rash decisions.
The doctor says, "well you'll have to stop masturbating". Man says "why?"
Doctor says, "because it's making it really hard to examine you"
It's a rash of arfson.
Find the nearest skyscraper.
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They make a lot of rash decisions.
I refuse to make rash decisions.
Choose your doctor and medication carefully, you don't want to make any rash decisions.
They make rash decisions
I asked if it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.
They're calling it the Great Drain Robbery
He had an Al orgy.
"Woah, woah, woah, doc," I replied. "Let's not make any rash decisions."
'Why do you break out in a rash every time I give you your pay check?'
Me: 'I'm allergic to peanuts!'
He made too many rash decisions.
Turns out it's pachydermatitis.
They are both by Constable
(really bad, so sorry)
Oink-ment!
Don't make any rash decisions.
Doctor: What toiletries are you using?
Me: Steven's soap, Steven's shampoo, Steven's toothpaste and Steven's toothbrush.
Doctor: Huh, so is Steven's a foreign brand?
Me: No, Steven is my roommate.
There's Life Vests - designed to protect a person from drowning.
There's Bullet Proof Vests - designed to protect a person from bullets.
There's High Visibility Safety Vests - designed to protect a person from getting hit while near traffic.
There's Leather Vests - designed to protect a person from road rash when laying down their motorcycle.
And there's Sweater Vests - designed to protect a person from women.
The doctor thought it was a little rash.
He just said "I don't wanna make any rash decisions ."
Pseudocrem
I didn't want to make a rash decision.
Irrational
It was a rash decision.
Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.
It was a real rash decision.
He was making too many rash decisions.
I can't believe he was acneing so stupid.
My mom wanted to take me to the ER immediately, but my dad said, Let's not make any rash decisions.
The pennies make my hands come out in a rash.
Excsma.
Whoops, wrong shrub.
Oinkment
I did some research and apparently it is called derma-tight-tees.
When I went to the pharmacy to pick up some medication I had to make a rash decision.
I caught a Bulb-a-sore.
A rash of good luck
But it's starting to grow on me.
My roommate had a terrible rash that didn't seem to want to go away.
He decided to go see the doctor about it.
I came home that day to see him crying on the couch.
"Oh no... bad news?"
"Nope! The doctor said I'll be fine. He told me to 'Just go home and moist your eyes.'"
...then I thought, without professional advice its best not to make any rash decisions.
Applies oinkment
He was later detained by the police and summoned to the court.
The judge asked him: Why did you run over the group when clearly there was a single person walking on footpath which was on other side of the road? Clearly there would have been less casualties!
The guy answers: I was gonna do the same but that guy saw me coming and immediately ran towards the crowd
He is naked except that he is completely wrapped in head to toe with cellophane. He says, "First impression, doc, am I crazy?"
The doctor says, "Well, normally I don't like making rash diagnoses but in this case it is sooo obvious. Everyone in my entire office can see your nuts."
I'm told he made too many rash decisions.
I said, "Because I'm allergic to peanuts."
He didn't want to make a rash decision.
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