Rascal Jokes
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A dog comes limping into the old west salloon.
Bartender asks if he can help the dog with anything.
Dog says, "I'm lookin for the low down rascal who shot my paw."
I bought my cat a box of wine...
The selfish rascal only wanted to play with the box! Also, it turns out I have a serious drinking problem and no cat.
A Christian, Jew and Muslim get to heaven at the same time.
St Peter welcomes the Christian and says 'good choice Sir, in you come'. Next it's the Jew's turn, who says 'OK, we got it a bit wrong but hey we were close', St Peter says 'come on in you rascal you' and playfully knuckles his head on the way through the pearly gates. Before the Muslim could even open his mouth St Peter hushes him with his hand, turns round and shouts 'Jesus, your taxi's here!'.
For the longest time, I thought that you couldn't teach an old dog new tricks.
But he was never able play dead until just now! That rascal won't move no matter *what*
Give me ONE good reason why obese Americans shouldn't be allowed to drive Rascal scooters in Wal-Mart! Go on!
Aisle weight.
Lil' Rascals
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Teacher stands in front of the class full of the Lil' Rascals.
She asks Darla to spell dictate.
Darla, "dictate: d-i-k-t-a-t. Dictate."
Sorry Darla that is incorrect.
Teacher asks Buckwheat.
Buckwheat says, "dictate: d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Dictate."
"very good Buckwheat," says the teacher. "now can you use it in a sentence?"
"Sure," says Buckwheat, "Darla says my dictate good"
What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?
What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?
Rascal Flatts.
The little rascals are having a spelling test.
The teacher calls on Buckwheat and gives him the word "dictate" buckwheat replies " dictate, d.i.c.t.a.t.e." The teacher says very good now use it in a sentence please. He thinks about it for a second then says "Hey Darla how did my dic tate last night".
I had the weirdest experience.
I'm walking here and I say to myself "my gosh, that's Jimmy Petersen. I haven't seen him since I was nine". And I walked up to him and I slapped him on the back and I said "how's it going, you old rascal?" And he starts crying... And I say to myself, "wait a second, if that's Jimmy Petersen, he would have grown up too!" I mean, sure, now it's obvious...
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