Rarely Jokes

Funniest Rarely Short Jokes

Short rarely jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rarely humour may include short seldom jokes also.

1. Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings? Because it's always too soon.
   ^(i feel bad)
2. Most of the posts here are medium. They aren't rare and they are definitely not well done.
3. The population of the countryside were almost wiped out entirely by a rare breed of ticks that live and breed inside the mouths of Alpacas. The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland.
4. Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.
5. My doctor told me I had a very rare disease. "What's it called," I asked? He replied, "What do you want it to be called?"
6. The waiter asked me how I like my steak. I said rare. He said you're in luck, today's special is panda.
7. Waiter: And how would you like your steak prepared? Me: Guess
   Waiter: Medium rare?
   Me: Well done
   Waiter: Uhhh..
8. Cataracts are extremely rare in Japan. Chevrorets and Rincolns, on the other hand, are quite common.
9. I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, I like it Well Done. I said, Thanks buddy. That means a lot.
10. A waiter served me some rare steak But when I told him "I like it well done", he said "thank you".

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Rarely One Liners

Which rarely one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rarely? I can suggest the ones about occasionally and rare condition.

1. It's very rare that a defibrillator fails. But when it happens no one is shocked.
2. Sir, you've got a very rare disease Me: "How rare?"
   Doctor: "You pick the name"
3. I asked a chef if he ever served a steak raw.. He said yeah but it's rare.
4. How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning? Medium rare.
5. I totally understand how batteries feel... I'm rarely ever included in things either.
6. A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak
7. Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
8. My wife arranged the plates by color and size... It's a rare dish order
9. What do you call a psychic cow? Medium Rare.
10. There aren't many books on how to cook steak It's a rare medium done well.
11. What do you call an Egyptian Pharaoh who rarely farts? Toot-uncommon!
12. A steak pun is a rare medium well done
13. Why are clairvoyants called mediums? Because they're not rare or well done.
14. Why does the baker rarely get into arguments? He's a loafer, not a fighter.
15. I like my work like I like my steak Rare and definitely not well done.

Rarely Heard Jokes

Here is a list of funny rarely heard jokes and even better rarely heard puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Classy girls are like turtles They rarely go on their backs, but when they do, they're there for a very long time.
  Was watching a re-run of Rules of Engagement and heard this.
• I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before.
• I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go.
  My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional.
• Have you heard of the rare oomigoolie bird? Shortly after it learns to fly, it sheds its legs.
  This means that every time it lands you hear the distinctive call of "Ooh me goolies!"
• I heard a great segment on AM radio today... It was a rare medium, well done.
• Why did he run? He heard the rare Bell cry.

Comical & Quirky Rarely Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about rarely you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean most rare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rarely pranks.