Rarely Heard Jokes
18 rarely heard jokes and hilarious rarely heard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rarely heard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Rarely Heard Short Jokes
Short rarely heard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rarely heard humour may include short rarely jokes also.
- I have never actually heard a good steak pun... But I've heard it's a rare medium well done
- Classy girls are like turtles They rarely go on their backs, but when they do, they're there for a very long time.
Was watching a re-run of Rules of Engagement and heard this. - I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before.
- I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go.
My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional. - Have you heard of the rare oomigoolie bird? Shortly after it learns to fly, it sheds its legs.
This means that every time it lands you hear the distinctive call of "Ooh me goolies!"
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Rarely Heard One Liners
Which rarely heard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rarely heard? I can suggest the ones about seldom and rare condition.
- I heard a great segment on AM radio today... It was a rare medium, well done.
- Why did he run? He heard the rare Bell cry.
Rarely Heard Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rarely heard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean most rare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rarely heard pranks.
A guy says, ...
A guy says, "Help me, doctor, I can't stop singing What's new p**...?"
The doctor says, "Oh no, you may have Tom Jones disease."
Guy says, "I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
A man goes to the doctor ...
... and says "Doctor, I'm having a really strange problem. I can't get the song *What's New, p**...* out of my head.
Doctor says, "Well, it sounds like you may have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man opens his eyes wide. "I never heard of that before," he said. "Is it rare?"
Doctor shakes his head. "It's not unusual."
Tom Jones' Disease
A Man goes to the Doctor and lays out his problems. He says whenever he sees a cat he yells "What's New, p**...?"
If he sees a woman while on the street, he exclaims "She's A Lady!" which is really driving his wife crazy.
And speaking of his wife he keeps calling her Delilah, when her name is Susan!
The doctor says "Considering your symptoms, it sounds like you have Tom Jones' Disease"
"Tom Jones' Disease? I've never heard of that! Is it rare?"
"It's not unusual"
A guy who is sick goes to the doctor
The doctor says you have what we call "Tom Jones disease."
The patient says "Oh my God! I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"
The doctor says "It's not unusual."
3 Docs needed…
A Doctor was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang.
The doctor calmly answered it, and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
"We have already opened an 18 year old RARE SINGLE MALT GLENFIDDICH WHISKEY..
"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.
As he was moving out, his wife asked, "Is it serious..?"
"Oh yes, quite", said the doctor gravely. Shaking his head, he muttered "Only18 years old. 3 doctors are there already..!"
i found a talking tree
i woke up one day and i heard a crying voice, i followed it and i found the source to be from a cut down tree
i said: "hello?"
the tree said crying: "what do you want?"
i asked: "you can talk?"
the tree answered: "yeah I'm a rare variant, now you answer my question: who cut me in half?"
i replied: "i don't know."
the tree said: "i don't know too, i'm stumped"
I just found out that I'm allergic to red meat...
I just found out that I'm allergic to red meat. No more steaks for me.
——— I've never heard of that. Is that a rare allergy.
No, I can't even have it well done!
Sleeping Pills
A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need sleeping pills".
"Why, what's going on?", replies the doctor.
"I have these two songs constantly stuck in my head and I can't sleep! You've got to help me!", implores the man.
"Well which two songs?" asks the doctor.
"That song 'What's New p**...' and the theme song to the movie Thunderball", the man tells the doctor.
"Ah. You've got Tom Jones Syndrome", the doctor solemnly tells the man.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? I've never heard of that! Is it rare?" the man asks.
The doctor replies, "It's not unusual".
Bill can't get the song "What's New, p**...?" out of his head.
Bill goes to the doctor, and says "Doctor, doctor, you've gotta help me! I can't get the song "What's New, p**...?" out of my head."
Doctor says "Well, that's not really a medical condition, is it?"
Bill says "You don't understand, it's been in my head for three or four months, constantly, morning to night, I can't work, I can't concentrate, it's affecting my relationships, my career, it's ruining my life"
"Ah," the doctor says, "sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Tom Jones Syndrome?" Bill asks. "I've never heard of that, is it rare?"
"Oh," the doc replies, "it's not unusual."