Rare Jokes

Funniest Rare Short Jokes

Short rare jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rare humour may include short seldom jokes also.

1. Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings? Because it's always too soon.
   ^(i feel bad)
2. Most of the posts here are medium. They aren't rare and they are definitely not well done.
3. The population of the countryside were almost wiped out entirely by a rare breed of ticks that live and breed inside the mouths of Alpacas. The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland.
4. Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.
5. My doctor told me I had a very rare disease. "What's it called," I asked? He replied, "What do you want it to be called?"
6. The waiter asked me how I like my steak. I said rare. He said you're in luck, today's special is panda.
7. Waiter: And how would you like your steak prepared? Me: Guess
   Waiter: Medium rare?
   Me: Well done
   Waiter: Uhhh..
8. Cataracts are extremely rare in Japan. Chevrorets and Rincolns, on the other hand, are quite common.
9. I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, I like it Well Done. I said, Thanks buddy. That means a lot.
10. A waiter served me some rare steak But when I told him "I like it well done", he said "thank you".

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Rare One Liners

Which rare one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rare? I can suggest the ones about unusual and strange.

1. It's very rare that a defibrillator fails. But when it happens no one is shocked.
2. Sir, you've got a very rare disease Me: "How rare?"
   Doctor: "You pick the name"
3. I asked a chef if he ever served a steak raw.. He said yeah but it's rare.
4. How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning? Medium rare.
5. I totally understand how batteries feel... I'm rarely ever included in things either.
6. A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak
7. Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
8. My wife arranged the plates by color and size... It's a rare dish order
9. What do you call a psychic cow? Medium Rare.
10. There aren't many books on how to cook steak It's a rare medium done well.
11. What do you call an Egyptian Pharaoh who rarely farts? Toot-uncommon!
12. A steak pun is a rare medium well done
13. Why are clairvoyants called mediums? Because they're not rare or well done.
14. Why does the baker rarely get into arguments? He's a loafer, not a fighter.
15. I like my work like I like my steak Rare and definitely not well done.

Most Rare Jokes

Here is a list of funny most rare jokes and even better most rare puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Steak related jokes are not very common... But when it's good, it's a rare medium well done.
• Why is women's soccer so rare? It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
• Scientist have found a rare mutation in some goats... It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son.
• Guy orders a steak at a restaurant. The waiter brings it out and its rare.
  "Excuse me, I said well done." says the guy
  "Oh sorry, I didn't hear you", says the waiter, "Thanks very much!"
• My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought. It's an extremely rare dish order.
• How can you tell when you play RPGs way too much? When your girlfriend's/wife's pants become a rare drop!
• Have you noticed how you rarely see Delorian's on the road anymore? Apparently their owners only drive them from Time to Time.
• How do you like your steak Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
  Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
  Waiter: Rare it is.
• "I wish..." "I wish I was rich.", I said while throwing a coin into a wishing well.
  Reading the newspaper the next day, the front page headline was:
  "Rare coin worth millions found in well"
• I've been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. Hope it's not terminal.

Steak So Rare Jokes

Here is a list of funny steak so rare jokes and even better steak so rare puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I cooked for my fiancée's parents for the first time As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, "I like it well done."
  I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
• The waitress brought me the wrong order at Texas Road House, and I told her it was a Miss Steak. She shook her head, sighed, and told me, "Steak jokes are a rare medium well done."
• Happy Steak and BJ Day! When only one should be rare and the other well done.
• According to a recent poll 9 out of 10 people have never had Steak Tartare. Apparently it's very rare.
• Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked.. ...but that's rare.
• I ordered a steak last night and it came a bit undercooked. I don't usually eat it that way.. ..But last night was a rare occasion
• I made a good video about steak in a sea of bad videos about steak... I guess you could say it's a rare example of a medium well done.
• Is it possible to get steak poisoning? Yes, but it's really rare.
• My pronouns are Rare/Medium Rare. And if you don't use these, my feelings and mental health is at steak...
• "Two steaks please", I asked the writer. "Rare for me, medium rare for my friend." He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.

Rare Steak Jokes

Here is a list of funny rare steak jokes and even better rare steak puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I don't usually eat steak... so when I do it's quite rare.......
• My friend has become a master of making art out of steak. It is a rare medium, but well done.
• Friends are like steaks If you grill them for long enough, they become rare
• How do cats like their steak joke? Rare
  P.S.
  Rare sounds like a cat meowing. Get it?
• My local newspaper ran a story on the decrease of cow psychics. It was called "Steak Medium Rare"
• Texas is a lot like India Steaks are rare
• Why are Good steaks hard to find? Because it's a rare medium well done.
• Why dont most people order medium steaks? Because they're rarely well done
• About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done.
• My date left just because I wanted my steak medium rare. Oh well, I wouldn't have had it any other way.

Steak Rare Jokes

Here is a list of funny steak rare jokes and even better steak rare puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So a few friends end I walk into a restaurant. I order a steak. When the waiter asks if I would like it well done, medium rare, or rare; I reply
  "I like my steaks legendary"
• How often do people order their steaks rare? Very rarely
• When is a rare steak too rare? When it's running.
• Waitress ask how I want my steak I said united, she said sorry sure but we can do rare.
• I like my muslim's like my steak. Rare.
• You ordered your steak rare?! Well done.
• And how would you like that cooked? "I like my steak like I like my Pokemon... Rare"

Great Rare Jokes

Here is a list of funny great rare jokes and even better great rare puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• eBay is great for finding rare items, but there is a lot of bad search results that come with it For example, I did a search for "Vintage Zippo Lighters" and I got 10,000 matches.
• I heard a great segment on AM radio today... It was a rare medium, well done.

Hilarious Rare Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about rare you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean precious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rare pranks.