Rapunzel Jokes

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Funniest Rapunzel Short Jokes

Short rapunzel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rapunzel humour may include short castle jokes also.

1. My son is sort of like rapunzel But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down.
2. I just discovered a major difference between me and Rapunzel. Rapunzel lets her hair down but I let everybody near me down.
3. Son, you're kind of like rapunzel. But instead of letting your hair down you let everyone in your life down.
4. Whos the funniest disney princess? raPUNzel
   *sits there laughing to self*
   ...so lonely..
5. I heard Disney is making a princess that's more pc to viewers. She's said to resemble Rapunzel. Except instead of letting down her hair, she lets down everyone in her life.
6. Rapunzel got a haircut recently, but she wasn't happy afterwards. She said the experience made her lightheaded.
7. I was really looking forward to Disney's portrayal of Rapunzel when Tangled first came out... ...but her hair was such a let down.
8. If Mother Gothel had forced Rapunzel into prostitution... Then wouldn't she be called "Mother Brothel"?
9. What does Rapunzel and the Tower she is locked in have in common? They're a bunch of made-up stories.
10. The truth was that Rapunzel didn't want a prince to save her She was just k**... and wanted someone to pull her hair

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Rapunzel One Liners

Which rapunzel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rapunzel? I can suggest the ones about princess and hair.

1. I'm a lot like Rapunzel... except instead of letting down my hair, I let down everyone.
2. Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel.
3. How does Rapunzel keep cool in the summer? She uses her hAIR conditioner!
4. Which Disney princess has the most jokes Rapunzel
5. My father says I'm like Rapunzel. Instead of letting my hair down, I just let him down.
6. Who's the funniest princess? Ra-pun-zel
7. Rapunzel got a haircut recently She said she felt lightheaded afterwards.
8. Which Disney Princess Has The Best Sense Of Humor? Rapunzel.
9. Never going to give you up, never going to let you down... -- Rapunzel's captor
10. Rapunzel was just k**.... She just wanted her hair pulled. She didn't need to be saved.
11. Which princess has a sense of humour? Ra**pun**zel.
12. who's your favorite disney princess? mine has to be ra**pun**zel

Uproarious Rapunzel Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about rapunzel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rapunzel pranks.