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Rapture Jokes

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The rapture will s**...

Let's be honest, no matter what it's gonna be like, people will just be standing around and complaining that the book was better.

If the rap god and rap devil are fighting?

Does that mean we all missed the rapture?

I was watching a tv evangelist this morning and it made me realize how much I'm looking forward to the Rapture.

Yeah, I can't wait until all these "Christians" are gone.

"Well I'll be d**...."

said atheist when rapture happened.

And for the rapture God said Christian Slater

I will take some of my Christians now and some of my Christians Later.

Why do people complain about thw Rapture?

It's not like it's the end of the world!


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