The Best 4 Raptors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Raptors jokes. There are some raptors falcon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these raptors jeremy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Raptors Jokes and Puns

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors.


What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

"They remember"

Think training raptors is tough?

Imagine Dragons.

Why can't the Toronto Raptors buy gatorades from the vending machine in their dressing room?

Because they always come up empty on the 4th quarter.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the raptors tamed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working raptors penfish piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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