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Raptor Jokes

5 raptor jokes and hilarious raptor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about raptor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a few laughs? Check out this collection of Raptor jokes featuring an array of dinosaurs, Ford Raptors, Toronto Raptors, vultures and eagles. These jokes will have you roaring with laughter!

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What is a good raptor joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call a vegan dinosaur?

Falafel Raptor

What do you call a felonious raptor?

illeagle

My brain is like an F-22 Raptor

Aging, no longer in production and spare parts not available.

a raptor just killed a guy

shot him to death

What do you call a Muslim dinosaur?

Falafel Raptor

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