Rapping Jokes

Funniest Rapping Short Jokes

Short rapping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rapping humour may include short raps jokes also.

1. Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd. Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing.
2. It's not fair that procrastination gets such a bad rap. It has literally kept me alive for years.
3. I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying. It turns out, they were rap scallions.
4. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
5. Sony created two new stereos. One has good bass for black people to listen to rap music. The other has good treble for white people to listen to country.
   Those are two stereo types.
6. Lot's of people know about Will Smith and rap, but did you know he's good with metal too? Because he's a black Smith.
7. The plane turbine says to the candy... "What kind of music do you listen to?"
   The candy says "Oh, I'm into rap. What about you?"
   The turbine says "I'm a big heavy metal fan."
8. So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne
9. I made a rap song all about soap. It's fine, the lyrics are clean.
10. I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box.

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Rapping One Liners

Which rapping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rapping? I can suggest the ones about spitting and singing.

1. r kelly is really changing the rap game
   He takes the art out of rap artist
2. What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem.
3. I've just written a song about tortillas Actually, it's more of a rap.
4. Why can't gay people rap? Because they can't spit straight bars.
5. What's North Korea's favourite rap group? Run, DMZ!
6. Rap is like scissors... It always loses to rock.
7. What do you call a fish who raps? A. Swim Shady
8. What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne.
9. R Kelly taking the art out of rap artist
10. Whats Albert Einstein's rap name? MC Squared
11. Why are dragons so good at rapping? Because they're always spitting fire.
12. I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L.
13. What do you call a rap group of North Korean defectors? Run-DMZ
14. What rhymes with Tortilla? I'm making a rap.
15. What do you call an ion that also raps? Fluoride, duh.

Rapping Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about rapping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rap battle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rapping pranks.