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Funniest Rapper Name Short Jokes

Short rapper name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rapper name humour may include short rapper jokes also.

  1. Due to inflation, the rapper Chamillionaire is changing his name to ChaMiddleClass. 2 Chainz also announced that he's changing his name, due to supply chain issues
  2. Have you heard of that rapper who always complains about being single on Reddit? I think his name was... Post-Alone?
  3. I recently heard the rapper French Montana changed his stage name It's German Wisconsin now
  4. My dog is a rapper now. His rap name is MC Poochie.... Poochie Poochie Poochie Poochie Poochie Poochie Poochie.
  5. Kanye West inspires Donald Trump to become a rapper. The name of his first album?
    "*Orange Is The New Black"*
  6. Did you know that the rapper, 50 Cent, is Russian? Yeah, his full name is Fifty Percentoff.
  7. If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic.
  8. So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper... Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E
  9. What is the jewish rapper's stage name? Yung Kippor
  10. If the rapper Offset name means Office Setting, then Quavo means Quality Avocado

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Rapper Name One Liners

Which rapper name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rapper name? I can suggest the ones about rap group and rick.

  1. My 83 year old grandfather is still trying to be a successful rapper, his name? Two canes
  2. At my school there's a rapper named MC Squared The science teacher just calls him E
  3. If the rapper Biz Markie had a female dog, he could name her... ...Miz Barkie
    I'll stop
  4. Inflation is so high… My favorite rapper changed his name to 75 Cent
  5. What would Cardinal Pell's rapper name be? Cardi P.
  6. What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes
  7. My rapper name would be Medium Rare Cus it's kinda raw
  8. I'm gonna be a rapper I'll name myself lay-z
  9. Li'l Pump Sounds like he picked his rapper name based on how long he would last in bed.
  10. Did you hear about the new rapper? His name is G-hod. He's really blowing up.
  11. If Shakespeare was a rapper, what would his producer's name be? My QUiLL Made-It
  12. What's Switzerland's rapper name? Lil European Union
  13. I'm now a new Asain Soundcloud rapper.... My name is Lo Mein.
  14. My rapper name would be Lil Intro Vert
  15. If Patrick Star were a rapper what would his rap name be? Pusha P

Rapper Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about rapper name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rapper name pranks.

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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush', ‘d**...', and ‘Colon'. Need I say more?

Why do rappers repeat their names in their songs?

So they dont forget it.

Fozzie Bear became a rapper

His rap name is Waka Waka Flame.

I asked my wife what my rapper name should be. She suggested, "2-PAAQ"

2 pumps and a quiver.
:'(

What was the fat asian rapper's name?

Too chinz

What would Jack Frost's stage name be if he were a rapper?

J Cold

If I were a drug dealer and rapper...

...my stage name would be MC M-Prime.

If a rapper named e came out as gay

He would say E=MCQUEERED

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My Asian friend wants to become a rapper.

Soon everyone will know the name: Lil' d**...

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Post Malone may be a popular rapper, but have you heard of his long-lost cousin h**... Malone?

His most popular track is about some kid named Kevin who has to fight off burglars in his house.