Rapper Jokes

• Short Rapper Jokes
• Rapper One Liners
• Rapper Name Jokes
• Soundcloud Rapper Jokes
• Chance Rapper Jokes
• Rapper Drake Jokes
• Rapper Baby Jokes
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Funniest Rapper Short Jokes

Short rapper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rapper humour may include short ripper jokes also.

1. So Tekashi69 could face life in prison Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
   
2. A failed rapper, a failed rock star, and a mediocre country singer walk into a bar He tells the bartender "anything but Budweiser."
3. Person 1 says: I like Eminem Person 2 says: Well, I prefer Skittles.
   Person 1 says: No- I meant the rapper.
   Person 2 says, confused: Why would you eat the wrapper?
4. A vegan, feminist and a famous rapper walk in a bar I only knew because they told me 10 times.
5. A struggling SoundCloud rapper decides to get a job as a farmer... He now produces his own beets
6. What does a gangster rapper Juice Wrld do when they are involved in a shipwreck? Swim fo sho
7. What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much? Tupac-aday
8. What do rappers like to add to their coffee? Two pack sugar.
9. What's a Russian's favourite rapper? 50 Cent
   Or as they say in Russia, 10 million rubles
10. Have you heard of the rapper showing off cryptocurrency? He calls himself blockchainz.
    PS. Please be forviging. Haha!

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Rapper One Liners

Which rapper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rapper? I can suggest the ones about trap and rack.

1. If 6ix9ine serves his 47 years... he'll be the first mumble rapper to finish a sentence
2. My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds.
3. What do you call a rapper that smells nice? Post Cologne
4. What do you call a rapper whose half black and half white? 50 percent
5. Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods? He heard they had fresh beets.
6. What do rappers and vegans have in common? Fake beef
7. My 83 year old grandfather is still trying to be a successful rapper, his name? Two canes
8. At my school there's a rapper named MC Squared The science teacher just calls him E
9. Mumble rappers are dying off Lil' by Lil'
10. What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary? He got a way with words.
11. What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
12. Who is Joseph Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy
13. Did you hear about the turban-wearing rapper? He was laying down some Sikh beats.
14. Who's Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy.
15. Why can't rappers take holidays? They always forget Tupac.

Rapper Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny rapper name jokes and even better rapper name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Due to inflation, the rapper Chamillionaire is changing his name to ChaMiddleClass. 2 Chainz also announced that he's changing his name, due to supply chain issues
• If the rapper Biz Markie had a female dog, he could name her... ...Miz Barkie
  I'll stop
• What is Albert Einstein's rapper name? MC Squared
• Have you heard of that rapper who always complains about being single on Reddit? I think his name was... Post-Alone?
• Inflation is so high… My favorite rapper changed his name to 75 Cent
• What would Cardinal Pell's rapper name be? Cardi P.
• What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes
• My rapper name would be Medium Rare Cus it's kinda raw
• I'm gonna be a rapper I'll name myself lay-z
• I recently heard the rapper French Montana changed his stage name It's German Wisconsin now

Soundcloud Rapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny soundcloud rapper jokes and even better soundcloud rapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What would thanos be called if he was a soundcloud rapper? Xanos!
• Dear SoundCloud rappers who shout "aye you already know who it isssssss" No we do not.
  sincerely, the general population
• My brother is a 9/11 truther, a flat earther, and a Soundcloud rapper. No, really.
• Have you heard about the 'Soundcloud rapper - face tattoo' trend? It's quite on the nose.
• If America was a soundcloud rapper Lil'warhead of Freedom
  'Bouta drop the hottest mixtape on Nagasaki
• I'm now a new Asain Soundcloud rapper.... My name is Lo Mein.
• So i was thinking of making a documentary on SoundCloud Rappers... I was gonna call it "Fifty Shades of AYE"
• What do you call walking graffiti? A soundcloud rapper

Chance Rapper Jokes

Here is a list of funny chance rapper jokes and even better chance rapper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the scientists clone Chance the Rapper? Because people deserve a second Chance.
• Between Justin Bieber, Quavo, DJ Khaled, Chance the Rapper, and Me, who is the worst rapper? That's a No Brainer, I'm the One.
• If Chance the Rapper gained weight, what would we call him? Chance the snacker.
• Chance the Rapper must really enjoy sodium Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na

Rapper Drake Jokes

Here is a list of funny rapper drake jokes and even better rapper drake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When Cannibals Attack When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?
  You're not supposed to eat the rappers.
  (I literally dreamt this joke)
• I'll say this about Drake Most rappers date nines and tens, but he goes to Eleven
• What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking.
  I'll let myself out.

Rapper Baby Jokes

Here is a list of funny rapper baby jokes and even better rapper baby puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the rapper tell the bartender to put into his drink? Ice Ice Baby!

Unearthly Funniest Rapper Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about rapper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rapper pranks.