The Best 71 Rapp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rapp jokes. There are some rapp moderator jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rapp misconduct puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rapp Jokes and Puns

I don't like rappers.

They're too crinkly

If the rapper Biz Markie had a female dog, he could name her...

...Miz Barkie

I'll stop

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Rapp joke, What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods?

He heard they had fresh beets.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?


Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there

(Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Rapp joke, What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

why were the rappers late for their flight?

they forgot tupac

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

- Tupac
- Biggie Smalls
- Eazy E
- Meek Mills

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

How do rappers feel after eating at Taco Bell?

As if they are about to drop a hot new mixtape in the toilet.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Who did the rapper dress up as for Halloween?

Young Frankenstein

Why did the rapper go to the chiropractor?

Because he assed that back up

A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages.

Meats by Dre.

my rapper friend likes to visit Wisconsin

hes love to get this cheddar

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What would be the name of a very old rapper?

2 Canes

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

"Where my knickers at?"

What rapper never wins, but makes you lose?

The Game

How do you know a rapper was raised by lesbians?

"Yo I gotta give a shoutout to my moms."

What does a rapper say after he's done recording?

It's a rap

What do rappers do while in prison?

They rap, with an e at the end.

Why do rappers hate prison?

The bars are too hard to beat.

What's a rappers favorite Harry Potter spell?

Expecto PetrΓ³n

Who's the best rapper in the jungle?

Kendrick Lemur

Which rapper is the most acceptable to Muslims?

Halal Cool J

Why do rappers hate bicycles

They can't handle the bars

What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater?

Gee, you knit?

What's a rappers favorite toy?

A yoyo

What happened to the cast of House of Cards after shooting their last episode?

Kevin Spacey held a Rapp party.

Now that everything has settled down, I must confess: I don't think Kevin Spacey is a bad guy

I think he just gets a bad Rapp.

My rapper name would be

Lil Intro Vert

What's a rappers favorite type of weather?

A Lil Wayne

which rapper can you find at an art museum?


I just saw the rapper Shaggy perform at the Super Bowl pre-game concert. In case you're wondering who invited him...

It wasn't me.

What Do Rappers and Canadians Have In Common?


An aristocrat Bostonian lady hired a new chauffeur. As they started out on their first drive, she inquired:

"What is your name?"
"Thomas, ma'am," he answered.
"What is your last name," she said. "I never call chauffeurs by their first names."
"Darling, ma'am," he replied.
"Drive on - Thomas," she said.
(Rapp, Albert 1951. On the Origins of Wit and Humor. New York: Dutton. Pages 49-50)

Why do rappers date women from the IT department?

because they know how to back it up and dump it

Rapper 6ix9ine was beaten, kidnapped, robbed and hospitalized, now I think that's excessive.

They shoulda stopped before the hospitalized part.

Who's a rapper with a serious drug problem?

Methed man

What do a rapper and a gardener have in common?

They both spend a lot of money on hoes.

What do rappers write their lyrics on?

Wrapping paper.

What did the rapper tell the bartender to put into his drink?

Ice Ice Baby!

What did the rapping army general say when he declared war on an African country?

Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for Djibouti

If I was a rapper i'd only do covers

Like candy, chocolate, or gum.

What does a rapper call it when he makes a mistake?

A lil oopsie vert

What does a rapper order for lunch in Germany?


A rapper goes for a walk

Right into 16 bars

Which rapper has the best flow?

Kendrick Laminar

A rapper made an album while in prison. But everyone who bought it was jailed. Why?

Because they had a criminal record.

(OC) Why do rappers wear so much fake fur onstage?

Faux show.

Why do most rappers spend time in jail?

It's got the best bars.

Which rapper never gets eliminated from tournaments?

Wiz Qualifa.

Where do rappers go to get reasonably priced clothing?


What's a rappers favorite cut of meat?

A skrt steak

Why did the rapper never go into the steakhouse?

Because he had beef with the manager.

What's Switzerland's rapper name?

Lil European Union

My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business.

He's got hoes in different area codes.

What do rappers use on their laundry


What does rapping and mountain climbing have in common?

A white goat is the best at them both.

What rapper doesn't work out enough?


My rapper name would be Medium Rare

Cus it's kinda raw

Where do rappers go to get pets?

Tha Dogg Pound

What do rappers and vegans have in common?

Fake beef

What did the rapper say to his banker?

Can I postpone malone?

Rapper Eminem has tested positive for COVID-19

In a statement released by doctors, it has been been revealed the following symptoms: his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Not to mention that there was vomit on his sweater already.

Initial testing suggests that the cause is: Mom's Spaghetti.

What do rappers like to add to their coffee?

Two pack sugar.

Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual…

He's now called 50/50.

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