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- What happened to the cast of House of Cards after shooting their last episode? Kevin Spacey held a Rapp party.
- Now that everything has settled down, I must confess: I don't think Kevin Spacey is a bad guy I think he just gets a bad Rapp.
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Rapp One Liners
Which rapp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rapp? I can suggest the ones about crossover and wayward.
- Kevin spacey declares he's dyslexic He thought Anthony Rapp was 41 not 14.
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I don't like rappers.
They're too crinkly
what do you get when one rapper eats another?
FOOD CHAINZZZ!!
If the rapper Biz Markie had a female dog, he could name her...
...Miz Barkie
I'll stop
What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?
He got a way with words.
Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods?
He heard they had fresh beets.
What do rappers use to write their lyrics?
Word,yo.
Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?
Because eminem's in there
(Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?
Where my dogs at?
why were the rappers late for their flight?
they forgot tupac
Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?
- Tupac
- Biggie Smalls
- Eazy E
- Meek Mills
What's a rappers shirt made out of?
Strait out of cotton
Why can't rappers take holidays?
They always forget Tupac.
Why did the rapper die after being shot?
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
Why did the rapper go to the chiropractor?
Because he assed that back up
A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages.
Meats by Dre.
my rapper friend likes to visit Wisconsin
hes love to get this cheddar
How do most rappers build a following?
They go shopping at a department store.
What would be the name of a very old rapper?
2 Canes
What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?
"Where my knickers at?"
What rapper never wins, but makes you lose?
The Game
What does a rapper say after he's done recording?
It's a rap
What do rappers do while in prison?
They rap, with an e at the end.
Why do rappers hate prison?
The bars are too hard to beat.
What's a rappers favorite Harry Potter spell?
Expecto Petrón
Who's the best rapper in the jungle?
Kendrick Lemur
Which rapper is the most acceptable to Muslims?
halal Cool J
Why do rappers hate bicycles
They can't handle the bars
What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater?
Gee, you knit?
What's a rappers favorite toy?
A yoyo
My rapper name would be
Lil Intro Vert
What's a rappers favorite type of weather?
A Lil Wayne
which rapper can you find at an art museum?
Xzibit
A rapper walks into a Urologist's office. The receptionist says, UTI?
Naw, I'm Ludacris
I just saw the rapper Shaggy perform at the Super Bowl pre-game concert. In case you're wondering who invited him...
It wasn't me.
What Do Rappers and Canadians Have In Common?
Ay
An aristocrat Bostonian lady hired a new chauffeur. As they started out on their first drive, she inquired:
"What is your name?"
"Thomas, ma'am," he answered.
"What is your last name," she said. "I never call chauffeurs by their first names."
"Darling, ma'am," he replied.
"Drive on - Thomas," she said.
(Rapp, Albert 1951. On the Origins of Wit and Humor. New York: Dutton. Pages 49-50)
What did the rapper from Vermont call himself?
Yung Cheddar
Why do rappers date women from the IT department?
because they know how to back it up and dump it
Rapper 6ix9ine was beaten, kidnapped, robbed and hospitalized, now I think that's excessive.
They shoulda stopped before the hospitalized part.
Who's a rapper with a serious drug problem?
Methed man
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What do a rapper and a gardener have in common?
They both spend a lot of money on h**....
What do rappers write their lyrics on?
Wrapping paper.
What did the rapper tell the bartender to put into his drink?
Ice Ice Baby!
What does a rapper call it when he makes a mistake?
A lil oopsie vert
What does a rapper order for lunch in Germany?
BRRAAAATS!
A rapper goes for a walk
Right into 16 bars
Which rapper has the best flow?
Kendrick Laminar
A rapper made an album while in prison. But everyone who bought it was jailed. Why?
Because they had a criminal record.
Why do most rappers spend time in jail?
It's got the best bars.
What did the rapper say on drugs at the zoo?
..Lamb talk.
Why are so few rappers recovering alcoholics?
Because they got bars
Why did the rapper never go into the steakhouse?
Because he had beef with the manager.
What's Switzerland's rapper name?
Lil European Union
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My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business.
He's got h**... in different area codes.
What do rappers use on their laundry
Bleeaoch!
What does rapping and mountain climbing have in common?
A white goat is the best at them both.
What rapper doesn't work out enough?
Tupac.
My rapper name would be Medium Rare
Cus it's kinda raw
Where do rappers go to get pets?
Tha Dogg Pound
What do rappers and vegans have in common?
Fake beef
What did the rapper say to his banker?
Can I postpone malone?
What do rappers like to add to their coffee?
Two pack sugar.
Rapper 50 cent just came out as bisexual…
He's now called 50/50.
What does a rapping goat call their verbal drum skills?
Bleat boxing