The Best 33 Rapists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rapists jokes. There are some rapists rapist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rapists terrorists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rapists Jokes and Puns

Two rapists

Two guys are driving a car when they are stopped by the police. The guy opens his window and asks what's going on. The police: "We are looking for two rapists." The guy closes his window and the police sees the two guys discussing and making gestures. Finally the guy opens his window again: "Okay, we're in."

If all men fall asleep immediately after sex...

Then what's so hard about catching rapists?!

Why do rapists make such great salesmen?

They don't take no for an answer.

Rapists joke, Why do rapists make such great salesmen?

Why are fruit rapists seldom found alone?

They come in pears

What do the Steubenville rapists and the hackers have in common?

Digital penetration

A bunch of rapists take over a monastery...

... and they tell the nuns to say their last prayers as virgins because they will rape all of them. Just then a young nun jumps out and says "do whatever you which with us, but please spare our mother superior, she's rather old and fragile". The mother nun then interrupts her and says " hush child ... all of us means all of us"

I asked my friend about his time in prison.

"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."

Rapists joke, I asked my friend about his time in prison.

How many rapists can you fit in a barrel?

Doesn't matter, they'll force themselves in anyways...

Why are vampires better than rapists?

Because they always have to ask to enter

Why are mimes such good rapists?

The D is silent.

How to describe the YouTube comment section

They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists...

But some, I assume, are good people.

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What do Jedi and rapists have in common?

They both use "The Force".

What do you call a woman who raps about men being pigs, rapists, or murderers?


Why are members of the American Transplant Foundation similar to rapists?

They both put organs in people.

Did you hear about the Syrian refugee who escaped to America?

Trump promptly deported her to Mexico with all the other Muslim rapists

A rapists favorite day is opposite day...

Because no means yes.

Rapists joke, A rapists favorite day is opposite day...

Wow, Trump is making America great again...

Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!

Feminist: All men are rapists!

Me: So you were a mistake?

Two guys are driving late at night

Suddenly, they are stopped by police. The driver opens the window.

Guy: Evening, officer
Officer: Good evening sir.
Guy: Did we do something wrong?
Officer: No sir, we've stopped you because we are looking for two rapists.
Guy: Ah, ok. One sec please, officer.

The guy closes the window, talks to his buddy, then opens the window again and says: "Ok officer, we'll do it."

Why are therapists dangerous?

Because they're the rapists.

I have a friend who's a cannibal, but he's a really great guy. He only eats murderers, rapists, and child molesters. He builds homes for the homeless. He volunteers.

He's a real humanitarian.

What is the name for a metal band of rapists?

Cosby, Pills, and Thrash

Insurance salespeople are like rapists

They dont take no for an answer

don't trust prison therapists

they might be the rapists

If Mexico sends their rapists to the United States, where does the United States send theirs?

To the Supreme Court.

Why aren't Rapists part of Halloween?

I mean everybody already calls Bill Cosby a monster.

When the POTUS picks a Supreme Court Justice,

He's not picking our best. They're bringing drugs.. they're bringing crime.. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

What's Lindsay Graham's favorite kind of crackers?

Rapists 😀

Why are Rapists always near me?

Because they're always right up my alley!

What do rapists and minigolf players have in common?

They both aim for the least amount of hits until they get it into the hole.

They don't pay taxes. Many of them are rapists who prey on our children. We need to send these people back to the country where they came from.

The Vatican.

We need a wall right now. There is a crazed horde of savages at the southern border just waiting to stomp our country flat. They are murderers and rapists and terrorists! And some might be good people.

Canada really needs a wall right now.

I believe that all convicted rapists should be castrated by the state...

I have no moral or philosophical reasoning behind this belief. I just really need a job right now.

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