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24 rapier jokes and hilarious rapier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rapier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Rapier Short Jokes

Short rapier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rapier humour may include short razor jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small fencing sword? One's a little rapier...
  2. Bill Cosby may no longer be one of the Greats But at least he'll always be known for his rapier wit.
  3. What's the difference between Zorro's weapon and Donald Trump? One is a light bladed thrusting weapon, and the other is a bit rapier...
  4. Which is more threatening? A big sword or a small sword?
    The small sword - it's a little rapier
  5. Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith? The weapon smith was a bit rapier
  6. What's the difference between a teepee and an epee? One is in tents and the other is a little rapier
  7. Today I met a guy who's last name was Rapier. I thought it was an awesome name, until he told me people sometimes think it's pronounced "r**...".
    I guess his name is a double-edged sword.
  8. When I was younger, I told a lot of jokes about non-consensual s**...... Back then I had a rapier wit.

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Rapier One Liners

Which rapier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rapier? I can suggest the ones about sword and shaving razor.

  1. What kind of sword does a dueling priest wield? A Rapier
  2. I won a swordfight I couldn't be rapier now
  3. Harvey Weinsteins weapon of choice? The Rapier.
  4. People used to love Bill Cosby's... ...rapier wit.
  5. Garfield and Jon Arbuckle draw rapiers En Garfield
  6. What is Harvey Weinstein's favorite sword? The Rapier.
  7. What kind of sword would Bill Cosby like? The rapier kind.
  8. How did the Muslim beat the female fencer? He was rapier.
  9. Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit s**... assault because its a bit rapier.
  10. What do you call a sword that commits s**... assault? A Rapier!

Rapier joke, What do you call a sword that commits s**... assault?

Quirky and Hilarious Rapier Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about rapier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sharp knife jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rapier pranks.

A girl had the choice of going out with either a fencer or a boxer.

The fencer was really kind and gentle, while the boxer seemed rowdy. In the end, she chose to go out with the boxer.
I asked her, "Why did you choose the boxer? The fencer seemed really nice."
She responded, " I don't know, the fencer just seemed rapier."

A friend of mine had a choice to go out with either a fencer or a boxer...

The fencer was sweet and always good to her, while the boxer was always rowdy.
She chose the boxer.
So I asked her why. I had always liked to fencer, and was always irritated by the boxer.
She said, I don't know. The fencer just seemed rapier.
Poor man was foiled again.

Rapier joke, Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith?