The Best 17 Rapier Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rapier jokes. There are some rapier tam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rapier saber puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rapier Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small fencing sword?

One's a little rapier...

What kind of sword does a dueling priest wield?

A Rapier

A girl had the choice of going out with either a fencer or a boxer.

The fencer was really kind and gentle, while the boxer seemed rowdy. In the end, she chose to go out with the boxer.
I asked her, "Why did you choose the boxer? The fencer seemed really nice."
She responded, " I don't know, the fencer just seemed rapier."

Rapier joke, A girl had the choice of going out with either a fencer or a boxer.

Today I met a guy who's last name was Rapier.

I thought it was an awesome name, until he told me people sometimes think it's pronounced "raper".

I guess his name is a double-edged sword.

Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault

because its a bit rapier.


What do you call a sword that commits sexual assault?

A Rapier!

A friend of mine had a choice to go out with either a fencer or a boxer...

The fencer was sweet and always good to her, while the boxer was always rowdy.
She chose the boxer.

So I asked her why. I had always liked to fencer, and was always irritated by the boxer.
She said, I don't know. The fencer just seemed rapier.

Poor man was foiled again.

Rapier joke, A friend of mine had a choice to go out with either a fencer or a boxer...

Bill Cosby may no longer be one of the Greats

But at least he'll always be known for his rapier wit.

What's the difference between Zorro's weapon and Donald Trump?

One is a light bladed thrusting weapon, and the other is a bit rapier...

I won a swordfight

I couldn't be rapier now

Harvey Weinsteins weapon of choice?

The Rapier.

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People used to love Bill Cosby's...

...rapier wit.

Which is more threatening?

A big sword or a small sword?

The small sword - it's a little rapier

Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith?

The weapon smith was a bit rapier

What is Harvey Weinstein's favorite sword?

The Rapier.

When I was younger, I told a lot of jokes about non-consensual sex...

Back then I had a rapier wit.

Rapier joke, When I was younger, I told a lot of jokes about non-consensual sex...

What kind of sword would Bill Cosby like?

The rapier kind.

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