Rapidly Jokes

32 rapidly jokes and hilarious rapidly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rapidly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Rapidly Short Jokes

Short rapidly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rapidly humour may include short quickly jokes also.

  1. Some people will tell you that a rapid irregular heartbeat isn't a big deal, but that's a-fib.
  2. As the United States reopens, the federal government has issued a rapid coronavirus test that's just 25 cents. Heads is positive. Tails is negative.
  3. Headline: Rapid inflation leads US Treasury Department to consider ending penny production But that just doesn't make any cents
  4. In a bid to entice republicans, Biden vows to pick up right where Reagan left off... With rapidly detiorating mental health.
  5. Are you at all concerned that the heights of vegetables are rapidly increasing due to the amount of chemicals used on them? No, I don't carrot tall.
  6. My uncle decided to get involved in a sport as his health was failing. But he took up bobsleigh and went downhill rapidly
  7. Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog... But it's actually a common mist-conception!
  8. Why is death rate among 20-25 year-old Chinese people rapidly increasing? It's just youth in asia.
  9. I just got a Bunny from the pet store today, and it already ran away. I'm suffering from rapid hare loss!
  10. Say these 4 words rapidly.... Whale
    Congratulations, you can speak in an Irish accent.

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Rapidly One Liners

Which rapidly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rapidly? I can suggest the ones about instantly and promptly.

  1. What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation
  2. Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast
  3. Life doesn't hand me lemons, it fires them at me rapidly from a lemon cannon.
  4. What do your mum and bitcoin have in common? After I paid they go up and down rapidly.
  5. What if you call a Duckboat with 25 lawyers sinking rapidly A good start
  6. What do you call a rapid series of whinnies and neighs? Horse code.
  7. What's a common name for rapidly gyrating tubers? Rotato.
  8. Immaculate conception is spreading rapidly, with adult born yesterday!
  9. A giant balloon rapidly deflating hope. I just described a fat person.
  10. When is rapid inflation good? When the hot air balloon you're in starts plummeting.
  11. It's the most rapid drop in the value of sterling Since Raheem joined City
  12. MRW when FineBros start losing subscribers rapidly... *gets sued*
  13. Due to the rapid response of and crackdown by the NYPD over the phrase, "Put wings on
  14. What element solidifies rapidly when in contact with cold water? Scrotium
  15. The reason babies grow so rapidly... is that they're self fertilising.

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Hilarious Rapidly Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about rapidly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean abruptly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rapidly pranks.

A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic

A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic on a really hot summer day and wanted to dip in the river to cool off. They had not thought to bring bathing suits, so decided to skinny dip instead.
The river was flowing rapidly and both clergy were washed a short distance downstream before getting out. After climbing out of the river they had just started to make a run for it to get to their clothes, when many members of their congregation came into view.
The Priest covered his privates with his hands and put on a burst of speed, but the Rabbi covered his face instead. "What are you doing?" the Priest asked. "I don't know about you," the Rabbi answered, "but my congregants recognize me by my face."

A man rolls through a Stop sign…

An officer sees this, and pulls the man over.
Do you know why I pulled you over? The officer asks.
No sir, the man replies.
Then please step out of the vehicle, the officer commands. The man complies, and the officer starts rapidly beating him with his baton.
Ow ow stop! Stop! The man cries out desperately.
The cop says, Oh, would you like me to stop, or just slow down?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.

I'm sorry.
Found in a Christmas c**.... Is my sense of humour rapidly deteriorating or is this as funny as I've been finding it since Christmas Day?

Why Islam is growing rapidly !!!

Father Francis of Bradford was unhappy that the church attendance had steadily declined in the past few years but the mosque across the street was jampacked every Friday.
So he invited the imam for a cup of tea and then finally brought up the topic
Imam :So tell me,what happens if a man visits church every Sunday and follows the word of Jesus
Father: He will go to heaven after he dies
Imam: What will he get there?
Father: He will forever be in the company of Father,Jesus,Holy Spirit,v**... Mary...
Imam: Thats the problem, Only One v**......

I was in a car c**..., but I managed to save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...

My car into reverse and rapidly removing myself from the scene.

So a graverobber decides to dig up Mozart,

He digs down, opens the coffin, and finds, not a dead body but a very old Mozart rapidly erasing music sheets. The grave robber says "Mozart, is that you? What are you doing?" Mozart responds, "I'm decomposing."

Important note

Important note from a car manual:
Backing rapidly at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.

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