The Best 7 Rapid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rapid jokes. There are some rapid fast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rapid enforce puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rapid Jokes and Puns

Guy sits at a bar and asks the bartender to line up twelve shots.

The bartender sets up the shots. He starts throwing them back in rapid fire. The bartender tells him to slow down or he's going to kill himself. The guy says if you had what I've got you'd be drinking like this too . The bartender steps back and says what have you got? He tells him, two dollars

Pedro gets a New Secretary.

Pedro gets a New Secretary.
He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband's roving eye.

Dora (Pedro's wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs?"

Pedro: Didn't quite notice."

Dora: "What color are her eyes?"

Pedro: Haven't had the time to check."

Dora: "What are the nail polish colors she uses, metallic, gel or neon ?"

Pedro: Not a clue in the world."

Dora: "Does she wear matte, glossy or frosted lipstick?

Pedro: I barely spoke to her, so don't know.

Dora: "How does she dress?"

Pedro: "Very quickly

As the United States reopens, the federal government has issued a rapid coronavirus test that's just 25 cents.

Heads is positive. Tails is negative.

What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities?

Turbanisation

I just got a Bunny from the pet store today, and it already ran away.

I'm suffering from rapid hare loss!


What do you call a rapid series of whinnies and neighs?

Horse code.

Did you hear about the new Yiddish martial art...

that involves rapid spasms and filing legal action against your opponent?

Jew-fit-sue is taking off in a big way

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rapid quickest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rapid visual piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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