Rant Jokes
32 rant jokes and hilarious rant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short rant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rant humour may include short gent jokes also.
- I knew my dad would start having a rant when I informed him I was going to a pride event. "You're an impala, they'll eat you", he kept screaming.
- I met a conspiracy theorist in Israel the other day. He kept ranting about Jews secretly not controlling the government.
- I was never allowed to see Alien vs. Predator as a kid The closest I got was watching my uncle rant about immigrants.
- What two words will, when heard, get any Trump supporter to rant at length about Hillary Clinton? "Donald" and "Trump".
- My friend wouldn't stop ranting about his idea for a countertop factory... Honestly, I thought it was all counter-productive.
- Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense... You could say it was a vague rant.
- Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus. I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.
- I wish the NSA would stop listening I wish the NSA would stop listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA
- What do you call it when a person sees a Christmas-themed commercial and then goes on a rant about the over-commercialization of the holiday? An Ad Vent!
- A was in the middle of a narcissistic rant.. "what's your point?" B interrupted.
"I can't help it, I'm apexual."
... "Let's all hug" offered C, with extended arms.
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- American politicians must be console gamers So many of them rant about being anti-PC
- I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant.
- What do you call it when an famous English actor goes on a big, long tirade? A huge rant
- What do two atoms argue in the hadron collider? Higg no rants
- ranting about internet is like puberty except in puberty you see change.
- What's a birds favourite kind of curry? A Korma-rant!
- If a triangle goes off on a rant... Is it a TAN-gent
- ROAD RAGE ON STEROIDS. SEE THE CLASSY SLYSTER EXPLODE IN ACTION IN THIS RANT VIDEO.
- Why do weak weightlifters rant all the time? To get the weight off their chest.
- What has high blood pressure and triggers illogical ranting easily? Salty Feminists
- What is a racist's liberation? please ignore rant.
- What do me an Kanye West have in common? When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
- Rant "What do we want!?"
"No daylight savings!"
"When do we want it!?"
"An hour ago!!!" - My math teacher kept ranting about trigonometry He was off on a real tangent.
- What do they call a rant in Australia? A f**...-filled Platitude
Amusing Rant Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about rant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean anger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rant pranks.
The first rule about Thesaurus club is
that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is
that you do not talk, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, prattle, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse, discourse, orate or speak about Thesaurus Club.
*RANT TIME* Please can we stop with the flashing blue outdoor Christmas lights this year ?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, hide the w**..., fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the machete under the seat, all while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
This is a discussion about the safety of 4-wheelers/ATVs.
I'm sick and tired of hearing about the deaths and serious injuries related to these vehicles. In fact, if you plot those terrible outcomes against speed and operator inexperience, you can see that those events are clustered in the top right corner of the graph.
In other words, this is a quad rant.
Aaron is in geometry class. His teacher is yelling at him because he's wearing AirPods while the teacher is talking. In the middle of his rant, Aaron says You're such a square!
The teacher says prove it .
I went to the movies yesterday, and I met the most insensitive homophobe there
I mean, just the mere sight of me m**... sent him off on a rant about "morals" and "his children" and "security".
