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34 ransomware jokes and hilarious ransomware puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ransomware that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Ransomware Short Jokes

Short ransomware jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ransomware humour may include short computer virus jokes also.

  1. How did the computer hacker get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just ransomware.
  2. EA have been hit by ransomware and need to pay up to $7,000,000 Hackers claim they want EA to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment when they finally unlock their information
  3. So I got a virus on my computer And the thing is, I didn't do anything and it just disappeared.
    Must have ransomware.
  4. My girlfriend dissapeared when she got a virus on her computer one day and never came back. I guess she Ransomware..
  5. When I asked the police how the hackers got away, they responded... "I don't know, they ransomware."
  6. A police officer is chasing a hacker He loses track of him in the streets and asks a passerby:
    -Where is he,where is the hacker!?
    -I don't know,he ransomware.
  7. Getting an STD is like downloading a virus... ...but getting married is like downloading ransomware.
  8. 10-4, back up, I need back up What's your location?
    16 and 11. Hacker is on foot.
    Where is the suspect headed?
    I don't know. He just ransomware.
  9. On a lighter side of ransomware She : You have a girlfriend?
    He : No. I had one, though.
    She : Where did she go?
    He : She Ransomeware !
  10. My crush rejected me and it made me wanna cry :( So I installed some ransomware on her computer

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Ransomware One Liners

Which ransomware one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ransomware? I can suggest the ones about antivirus and virus.

  1. Officer, where did the hacker escape? I dunno man, he just ransomware
  2. Where did all the Cyber security consultants go for the last few days? They ransomware.
  3. Q. Why were the cops unable to catch the hacker? A. Because he ransomware
  4. Why hasn't the wanacry hacker gotten caught yet? He ransomware
  5. I once had an online hacker friend But he ransomware
  6. I scared off my best friend as a prank today... He was so terrified that he ransomware.
  7. I know where the WannaCry ransomware hacker is He ransomwhere
  8. What did the hacker do when the police came for him? He ransomware.
  9. I WannaCry Because my dad *ransomware*...
  10. Officer, how did the hackers manage to escape? No clue. They just ransomware.
  11. I had gotten Ransomware last night... And then I freaked out and ran somewhere
  12. My PC got infected by ransomware and I lost all my files. Now I just WannaCry.
Ransomware joke, My PC got infected by ransomware and I lost all my files.

Comical Ransomware Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about ransomware you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hacker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ransomware pranks.

Ransomware joke, My PC got infected by ransomware and I lost all my files.