Ransomware Jokes

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Funniest Ransomware Short Jokes

Short ransomware jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ransomware humour may include short computer virus jokes also.

1. How did the computer hacker get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just ransomware.
2. EA have been hit by ransomware and need to pay up to $7,000,000 Hackers claim they want EA to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment when they finally unlock their information
3. So I got a virus on my computer And the thing is, I didn't do anything and it just disappeared.
   Must have ransomware.
4. My girlfriend dissapeared when she got a virus on her computer one day and never came back. I guess she Ransomware..
5. When I asked the police how the hackers got away, they responded... "I don't know, they ransomware."
6. A police officer is chasing a hacker He loses track of him in the streets and asks a passerby:
   -Where is he,where is the hacker!?
   -I don't know,he ransomware.
7. Getting an STD is like downloading a virus... ...but getting married is like downloading ransomware.
8. Officer, where did the hacker go? I don't know, he ransomware
9. 10-4, back up, I need back up What's your location?
   16 and 11. Hacker is on foot.
   Where is the suspect headed?
   I don't know. He just ransomware.
10. Officer, how did the hacker escape? Dunno, he just ransomware.

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Ransomware One Liners

Which ransomware one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ransomware? I can suggest the ones about antivirus and virus.

1. How did the WannaCry hackers get away? They ransomware.
2. Did you hear about the cyber criminal who got away? They ransomware.
3. How did the hacker escape the police? He just ransomware!
4. Officer, where did the hacker escape? I dunno man, he just ransomware
5. Where did the hackers go when they escaped? No idea, they just ransomware
6. How did the hacker get away? He just ransomware.
7. Where did all the Cyber security consultants go for the last few days? They ransomware.
8. Q. Why were the cops unable to catch the hacker? A. Because he ransomware
9. How did the hacker get away from the police? He ransomware
10. Officer, how did the hacker escape? I don't know...he just ransomware!
11. Why hasn't the wanacry hacker gotten caught yet? He ransomware
12. Where did the security experts go? They ransomware.
13. How did the Cyber Criminal escape? He ransomware.
14. Where did the hacker go? I don't know, he ransomware
15. I once had an online hacker friend But he ransomware

Comical Ransomware Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about ransomware you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hacker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ransomware pranks.