Ranks Jokes
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At the box office this weekend Predator took first place and The Nun took second.
Coincidently, that's how the Catholic Church ranks it's priorities.
The phone rings, and Dad asks: What does the caller ID say?
Mom: It's a private caller.
Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Our local fish market ranks their catches on how rare they are
I noticed today that they had rare salmon. It definitely isn't common plaice!
Even 9/11 had its positives...
My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks.
Two r**... join the army, after a couple of years they both are higher up in the ranks
Jim-bob "hey huck, we got to go to that STD talk later", huck "No we dont", jim-bob "why not ?", huck " because them STD's only affects the privates"
Jack the Ripper's reasons for killing h**... was pretty understandable.
They wouldn't accept him into their ranks as Jack the Stripper.
Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks.
Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence.
A rabbi and a Catholic priest seat together in a bus and start talking about ranks in the Catholic church...
- "So after becoming bishop and maybe archbishop, they can be appointed as cardinals?", asked the Rabbi.
- "That's right.", replied the priest.
- "And only cardinals can become pope?", continued the Rabbi.
- "Not necessarily, but usually yes.", said the priest.
- "And what's next? Can someone become God?", inquired the rabbi.
- "No! Never!"
- "Well, one of ours did."
A guy asks another guy about military ranks
Guy 1: So remind me, what is the lowest rank in the army again?
Guy 2: It's private
Guy: Ok never mind
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