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Following is our collection of funny Ranks jokes. There are some ranks veterans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ranks troop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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At the box office this weekend Predator took first place and The Nun took second.

Coincidently, that's how the Catholic Church ranks it's priorities.

The phone rings, and Dad asks: What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller.

Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Even 9/11 had its positives...

My house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks.

Ranks joke, Even 9/11 had its positives...

Two rednecks join the army, after a couple of years they both are higher up in the ranks

Jim-bob "hey huck, we got to go to that STD talk later", huck "No we dont", jim-bob "why not ?", huck " because them STD's only affects the privates"

Jack the Ripper's reasons for killing hookers was pretty understandable.

They wouldn't accept him into their ranks as Jack the Stripper.


Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks.

Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence.

A rabbi and a Catholic priest seat together in a bus and start talking about ranks in the Catholic church...

- "So after becoming bishop and maybe archbishop, they can be appointed as cardinals?", asked the Rabbi.
- "That's right.", replied the priest.
- "And only cardinals can become pope?", continued the Rabbi.
- "Not necessarily, but usually yes.", said the priest.
- "And what's next? Can someone become God?", inquired the rabbi.
- "No! Never!"
- "Well, one of ours did."

Ranks joke, A rabbi and a Catholic priest seat together in a bus and start talking about ranks in the Catholic c

A guy asks another guy about military ranks

Guy 1: So remind me, what is the lowest rank in the army again?

Guy 2: It's private

Guy: Ok never mind

Arkansas ranks highly among other states in terms of depression and adultery

It's a sad state of affairs.

In the box office this weekend, The Predator took first place followed by The Nun in second...

Which is coincidentally the same way the Catholic Church ranks their priorities.

A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was Osama bin Laden.

Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France's biggest military victory.

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A statistician walks into a bar

and ranks all the girls based on their looks. He approaches one of them and says,

"I just surveyed all the women in here and you're the most average one here.

"Wow, you're mean!"

"No, you are!"

Of the nights of King Arthur's Round Table, which member of the ranks farts the most?

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