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Funniest Ranked Short Jokes

Short ranked jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ranked humour may include short rated jokes also.

  1. Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the military is? Every time I ask someone they say it's private.
  2. Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government? Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
  3. I asked the Colonel what the lowest rank in the army was. He said, "It's Private."
    I said, "Come on, you can tell me."
  4. I asked my veteran friend what the first ranking is in the military, but I couldn't get a straight answer. He just kept telling me it's private.
  5. At the box office this weekend Predator took first place and The Nun took second. Coincidently, that's how the Catholic Church ranks it's priorities.
  6. The phone rings, and Dad asks: What does the caller ID say? Mom: It's a private caller.
    Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
  7. Our local fish market ranks their catches on how rare they are I noticed today that they had rare salmon. It definitely isn't common plaice!
  8. My home state of Nevada is ranked #50 in education Not the best but at least we're in the top 3
  9. What's up with the american military? I keep asking them what's the lowest rank and they keep telling me it's private.
  10. Top 10 most important sciences 10. It is
    9. impossible
    8. to rank
    7. the importance
    6. of science
    5. because
    4. all of them
    3. are equally
    2. important.
    1. Physics

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Ranked One Liners

Which ranked one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ranked? I can suggest the ones about ranking and numbered.

  1. How can you spot the rank of a Russian? By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
  2. My friend asked why I wouldn't tell him my military rank. I told him it's Private.
  3. What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet? Lieutenant
  4. Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines.
  5. What is the lowest and youngest rank of child-soldiers? Infantry
  6. What's the highest rank in the popcorn army? Colonel
  7. Who Has The Highest Rank in the Linux Military? The kernel.
  8. How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is? Count the stripes on his track pants.
  9. Two low ranking soldiers were talking It was a private conversation
  10. What do you call a man who invents "PageRank"? Larry Page ..go figure? (True Story)
  11. What do you call a low rank crusader (or European idc)? A euroPEON
    Kill me pls
  12. After the high ranking potato official was killed All flags were flown at half-mashed.
  13. What rank are you in the bathroom? A loo-tenant
  14. What's a low ranking south American country? Sargentina
  15. I'm ranked 2nd in the world at coin flipping... It was a real toss up for 1st place 😉

Ranked joke, I'm ranked 2nd in the world at coin flipping...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ranked can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ranked puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Fun Ranked Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about ranked you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean highest rated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ranked prank.

I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:

Nelly
Erika Badu
Vanilla Ice
Eminem
Rhianna
Green Day
Oasis
Nirvana
Nine inch Nails
Aerosmith
George Strait
Ilene Woods
Vince Gill
Enya
Yoko ono
Otis Redding
U2
Uncle Kracker
Pappa Roach
It is okay if you disagree just let me know, but first read the first letter of each line only.

I don't know why people are saying the Russian military is weak

They're ranked #2 in Ukraine.

Personally, I don't get why people complain about American Healthcare

It ranked 3rd in North America

o**... it took an hour for my friend and I to realize that our Uber driver was a celebrity!!

He's even ranked top ten in the list of most desired people in the world by the FBI!

Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation...

yep, we're ranked 53rd.

A librarian ranked all of their coworkers and regular visitors by attractiveness…

A Do Me Decimal System, if you will.

On the Racist Scale from 1 to 10

h**... was ranked as a nein

Cs go joke

How many CS GO silver ranked players does it take to fix a light bulb.
None cause they cant climb the ladder ahahahahahaha

CS:GO Jokes.. pls dont take this seriously

How many CS GO silver ranked players does it take to fix a light bulb??. None! cause they cant climb the ladder lol lel xD...

At your age...

Teacher:
You idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???
Student:
Sir, At Your Age, h**... Committed s**.....! What about You???

The Moro Islamic Liberation Front wants attention and gives an interview to a particular news organization that is ranked #1.

The BBC always bring in satisfaction. 24/7.

Ranked joke, The Moro Islamic Liberation Front wants attention and gives an interview to a particular news organi

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The impact of these ranked jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.