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128 range jokes and hilarious range puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about range that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Range jokes, jokes that range from golf to driving, are designed to provide a range of laughs. With a wide variety of topics across different widths and domains, these range jokes offer something for everyone. From the classic range rover to free range chickens, these jokes are sure to leave you with a laugh and a good time. So get ready to hit the range and enjoy some range jokes.

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Funniest Range Short Jokes

Short range jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The range humour may include short reach jokes also.

  1. A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?" "Yes, it is," came the reply.
    "Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
  2. I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
  3. I rang the wife last night after work to say I'd pick up fish and chips on the way home. I was met with a stoney silence. Something tells me that she's beginning to regret letting me name the twins.
  4. When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying
  5. My mate just rang me and said "what are you doing at the moment?" I said, "probably failing my driving test."
  6. The Wife just rang to tell me "Three girls in the office have just received flowers from their Men, they're absolutely gorgeous" I said......... "Thats probably why they received flowers!"
  7. A blind guy rang my door bell... When I opened the door he told me, "You should really cover your windows up," and handed me a business card.
  8. I rang my boss and asked him "what is the difference between work and your daugter?" "I won't be coming into work today!"
  9. I asked a librarian for a book on Schrodinger's Cat and Pavlov's dog She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not
  10. Neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3AM My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it!?
    Luckily I was still up playing the drum.

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Range One Liners

Which range one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with range? I can suggest the ones about scope and limit.

  1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
  2. When is the bible accurate? When thrown from close range
  3. They said I would miss my family... I never miss at close range.
  4. Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit
  5. I took my kids to the shooting range today. But they said I had to use the paper targets.
  6. Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing.
  7. Why do mountain ranges make such good comedians? Because they're HILL-AREAS!
  8. I just got a call from my australian grandpa! A boomer rang.
  9. What’s the range of an accordion? About 20 feet – if you have a good arm.
  10. Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer
  11. The bible is 100% accurate When thrown at a close range...
  12. Officer at the shooting range: Get ready, aim, fire at will. Soldier: Which one is Will?
  13. TIL people with tiny hands can't use an oven or a range... They can only microwave.
  14. How did the blonde burn her ear? The telephone rang while she was ironing.
  15. How accurate is the Bible? 100% at short range

Driving Range Jokes

Here is a list of funny driving range jokes and even better driving range puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • my mate rang me earlier.... My mate rang me earlier and says "Hey dude, what you up to?" "Probably failing my driving test" I say
  • So I rang the tourist office and asked:- 'What's the quickest way from the Holiday Inn to the museum?'
    'Are you walking or driving?'
    'Driving.'
    'Well, that would be the quickest way.'
  • What happens when you put a bar at a golf range? (OC) A lot of drunk driving.

Free Range Jokes

Here is a list of funny free range jokes and even better free range puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A free range child is a sign of a good mother. Unless she's a cannibal, which makes it a sign of a good farmer.
  • Do cannibals refer to... Homeless people as Free Range ?
  • I'm not sure these are really 'free range' eggs. They just sit there in the box mostly.
  • I was arrested yesterday for stealing eggs. I could've sworn they were free range.
  • Why are there no free-range chickens named Nicolas? Because they're cage-free.
  • My cousin told me his gun club didn't cost any money. I asked him if it was run by wild chickens.
    He said, "No, why?"
    And I said, "Because that would explain why it's a free range."
  • I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better.
  • Did you hear that if you put Free Range animals in a pen, they m**... each other? They become deranged.
Range joke, Did you hear that if you put Free Range animals in a pen, they m**... each other?

Firing Range Jokes

Here is a list of funny firing range jokes and even better firing range puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn't get my gun to fire. I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
  • I was at the firing range when a family walked right into the lanes while people were firing to hang their targets. That's one family no one will miss.
  • What's the difference between an american school and a firing range? The school has moving targets.
  • Why did the farmer's house catch on fire? He left his home on the range.
  • It would s**... to be named Will at a shooting range. "Fire at will"
  • I was banned from the firing range after s**... shooting. Apparently it is frowned upon to catch the clay pigeons and dispatch them execution-style.

Mountain Range Jokes

Here is a list of funny mountain range jokes and even better mountain range puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you get when you cross a mountain range with 40 elephants? A strategic military advantage against the Romans in the Second Punic War.
  • I can't stop laughing at pictures of mountain ranges They are hill areas!
  • One from 3rd Grade: What's the name of the funniest mountain range? The Himhilarious
  • In which mountain range do fruit trees primarily grow? The Apple-achian mountains.
  • What do you call a little mountain range? The Poconos?
  • In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. He got a mountain range that never forgets.
  • What did the neckbeard call his wall sized paintings of a Russian mountain range? M'Urals.
Range joke, What did the neckbeard call his wall sized paintings of a Russian mountain range?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about range can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of range puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comical & Quirky Range Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about range you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean area jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make range prank.

A Very Nice Golfer

There are two men playing golf, at the end of the range you can see a f**... procession going by. As the hearse drives by followed by a few cars one man kneels down, takes off his hat and puts it over his heart, and says a prayer.
The man next to him says, "Well that's the nicest thing I've ever seen a golfer do!" The man stands up says "Well it's the least I could do, I was married to her for 35 years..."

Network administrator

A network administrator decided to join the military, and as part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range.
After taking a hundred shots and missing every one, the man's DI (drill instructor) came by to see what was wrong.
"What's the matter with you?" he asked. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I was a network administrator," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."
The recruit checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off.
"Well," the he said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"

A cowboy takes a break from the range and heads out to LA for a cowboy convention . . .

When he gets to LA, he decides to stop at a local watering hole and grab a beer. He's sitting there in his hat, jeans, and boots, when a woman walks up and sits down beside him.
Woman: Are you a cowboy?
Cowboy: Well yes ma'am, I am.
Woman: Like a real deal cowboy?
Cowboy: I don't know any other kind.
Woman: I've never met a real cowboy before.
Cowboy: Well now you have.
Woman: Well?
Cowboy: Well what?
Woman: Aren't you going to ask what I am?
Cowboy: Well, uh, what are you?
Woman: I'm a lesbian.
Cowboy: A lesb- . . . I don't believe I know what that is.
Woman: It means that I like women. I like to kiss them and touch them and make love to them.
Cowboy: . . . .
The woman gets up and leaves and another woman comes into the bar. She spots the cowboy sitting there with his beer and takes a seat beside him.
Woman: Are you a cowboy?
Cowboy: Well ma'am, I thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
harharhar.

There are three flies in the kitchen. Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils.

They're a massage in a bottle

My girlfriend said I should work on my foreplay.

But now I'm at the range she won't stop phoning me.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Religious Cowboy

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a toad walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the toad's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the toad. "Your name is written inside the cover."

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

If you're in an indoor shooting range and it starts burning down, what do you yell to warn everyone ?

IKEA made headlines today...

...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

I got told off for m**... at the gun range.

We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip.

Disney have brought out a range of George Lucas dolls, complete with realistic features.

They keep selling out.

My ex still misses me...

Yesterday I narrowly dodged a .22 round discharged at long range.

Have you heard of the Y-values?

I heard they're all the range.

Britons vs. Americans

Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby
Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.

What word is used to describe a plant's range of emotions?

Chlorofeels

Before you criticize a gunman you should walk a mile in his shoes.

That way you'll be out of range and he'll be barefoot.

At a 4-way stop in Beverly Hills, who has the right of way?

The Range Rover.

Long Range s**... Rifle: $5,000. Hiring an assassin: $10,000.

Having Mike Pence assassinated? Viceless.

A man goes golfing

And he hits the most incredible drive, an absolute rocket. 100 down range a bird flies into the middle of the fairway, gets smoked by the ball and drops down dead. The man walks up to the bird and sees that the ball has gone right through!
This begs the question, is it a birdie or a hole-in-one.

I Was told I would miss my family...

But I never miss at close range

A telecoms engineer joins the army...

On the shooting range the Sergeant shows him the distant target and tells him to fire six rounds, which he does. The Sarge walks all the way to the target and shouts back "You haven't hit it at all!" The telecoms guy puts his finger over the end of the barrel, pulls the trigger and blows his finger clean off and shouts back:- "It's leaving here ok - the problem must be at your end!"

The Cincinnati zoo is putting in a new shooting range for it's employees.

Ooh, sorry I misread that. They are just getting a new gorilla.

My local grocery store started selling unpasteurized milk...

... They're calling it the "Natural Selection" Range.

Did you guys hear about the Alabama senate race? So far the Democrat leads by 8 points.

If the lead goes into the 12-14 range, Roy Moore might want to date it.

I heard that Chicago had a world renowned shooting range. So I went to go check it out. When I got there I couldn't seem to find it, so I asked for directions...

The guy I asked gave me a funny look and said, The city of Chicago is the shooting range.

FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS....

It's Mum not Mom
It's crisps not chips
It's chips not fries
It's football not soccer
It's rugby not football
It's school not shooting range!

A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango

They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"

I replaced all the lightbulbs at my friend's place with Phillips' smart range of lightbulbs and now occasionally mess with him by remotely turning them on and off.

Huehuehue.

Math hole told to me 20 years ago by a professor

What's the difference between a physicist and mathematician?
There's a p**... of water on the table and both the physicist and mathematician are asked to boil it. The physicist picks it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematicians picked it up, puts it on the range, and lights the burner.
Next the p**... is placed on the floor with the same instructions. The physicist once again picks it up, places it on the range, and lights the burner. The mathematician picks it up and puts it on the table, thus reducing it to a problem that's already been solved.

There are 3 flys in a kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

What's the difference between a shooting range and a school in the US?

You'll find a Safety Officer in the former.

Differences between Americans and British dialect.

British: Rubbish.
American: Garbage.
British: n**....
American: diper.
British: school.
American: shooting range.

[OC]A man walks into a hardware store

Man: Hello, I'm doing some work on my house exterior and need to get to the siding and onto the roof.
Employee: Well, we have a wide range of ladders that will do the trick. There's a 3-step ladder that will be perfect for the siding, and an extending ladder that will get you up on the roof. Do you want them both?
Man: I'll take the former now and the latter ladder later.

Do you know that in PUBG?

There are more guns at School than at the shooting range

Last time I went to a shooting range I lost an arm...

They charged me a fee for misplacing a gun.

I asked my friend in Texas if he wanted to go to the shooting range with me.

He says, "Nah fam, High School was a long time ago"

[OC] How do americans get to the shooting range?

With the school bus

A range of alcoholic drinks is being produced named after famous authors

.... Dickens Cider is proving very popular

Prince Philip had a car accident and his Range Rover was written off.

All that money and nothing to chauffeur it

My wife told me she wanted to widen her range of action.

So I expanded the kitchen.

I want to install a stove on my Land Rover

Then it can be a Range Rover

My sister is taking my nephews to the gun range to teach them about gun safety.

They're not looking forward to s**... ed.

I find it amusing Americans call it soccer and the English call it football

Just like how I find it amusing the English call it shooting range and the Americans call it school

I no longer call it "heading to the shooting range".

Now it's "going out to yeet."

The American man and the British man

(Not sure where I learned this one)
Once there was an American man talking to a British man. The American man was lecturing the British man, saying he was saying things wrong. He said its not lift its elevator, its not Tele its TV and its not a boot its a trunk of a car. The British man calmly said back "its not a shooting range its a school

It's pronounced school

Not shooting range

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite s**... position.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."

I was invited to a dinner the other night.

The host warned me ahead of time, "Just so you know, we only serve vegetarian dishes. I hope you're alright with that."
I told him, "Of course! I have no problem with vegetarian dishes. In fact, I prefer them. But for the sake of conscience I do prefer it if the vegetarians were free range and locally sourced."

A man forgot to zip his trousers...

so a lady told him politely...
Sir your garage is open.
The man gave her a naughty smile and zipped his trousers and asked..
Did you see my Range Rover parked inside?
The lady smiled back and said..
No, just one small Toyota with two flat tires.

My local church went bankrupt and someone turned it into a gun range.

The community didn't like it, but it already had pew pew pews.

Two guys in a helicopter are crossing a mountain range when the rotor breaks and the chopper is going to c**....

As they are falling to their certain death, the pilot calmly reaches to his pocket and pulls out a bright red lipstick. He puts lipstick on, then tears the steering wheel out of the dashboard and shoves it up his a**.... Passenger looks at the pilot in horror and shouts "what the h**... are you doing, we are going to die!" Pilot quietly answers "there's nothing we can do, I'm just giving the c**... investigators something to think about."

When the target range was asked when they would be fully open again

They said they were shooting for the fall

I told my son it's ok to swear at the gun range

Because yelling "SHOOT" is just to dangerous

Going to the gun range is a pretty fun activity for its price

You get the most bang for your buck

I'm not always mean, sometimes I'm median. Really depends on my mode.

Statistically my range of jokes are never appreciated.

A man walks into a store.

He asks the clerk what range of brains do you have and responded we have a German brain which is 2000, the Australian brain which is 4000 and and a American brain which is 10000 , he then goes on to ask why the American brain is so expensive and the clerk replies, it's never been used before

Range joke, A man walks into a store.

jokes about range

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