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I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP
I have a feeling Paul/Walker would c**... and burn.
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So, apparently Rand Paul was s**... punched...
So Rand Paul, who happens to be an ophthalmologist, apparently got into a fight with his neighbor, an anesthesiologist. Paul claims he was s**... punched, but neither man was badly hurt.
Does make you wonder, though - an ophthalmologist who didn't see it coming and an anesthesiologist who failed to deliver a knockout - seems like both men let their professions down badly...
Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016
Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan Walk Into a Bar
They have a few drinks and then die from methanol poisoning due to a lack of government regulation.
Rand Paul should have trained to be an expert in nanotechnology than an optometrist politician
What's Rand Paul's favorite BBQ dish?
Ribs.
Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked.
He's going to filibuster the GOP debate.
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