Rand Jokes

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Funniest Rand Short Jokes

Short rand jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rand humour may include short rang jokes also.

1. Around 80% of all Asians that move to America get cataracts. The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus, or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.
2. Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision
3. What's the difference between L. Ron Hubbard and Ayn Rand? One author is delusional and whose fans follow blindly like a religion...and the other is L. Ron Hubbard.
4. Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar. They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.
5. What's the difference between a British SUV and a Libertarian? One's a Land Rover and the other's a Rand Lover
6. Did you hear that Rand McNally is trying to increase product sales by hiding evidence of a flat Earth? Yes. It's a global conspiracy.
7. What did Ayn Rand write after finally getting slipped a mickey by bloodthristy commies? Atlas Drugged
   I'll show myself out
8. The Beach Boys found some South African money on the floor. "Rand."
   "Rand."
   "Get a rand."
   "I get a rand."
9. Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan Walk Into a Bar They have a few drinks and then die from methanol poisoning due to a lack of government regulation.
10. I'm thinking of starting an Ayn Rand-themed seafood restaurant... In fact, I've already come up with a name for it:
    > The Virtue of *Shellfish*-ness

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Rand One Liners

Which rand one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rand? I can suggest the ones about rick and rage.

1. What does Ayn Rand say after giving head? "I did this for me."
2. If Danny Rand learned Chinese at the monastery... Does that make him a K'un-Lun Linguist?
3. What did Rand al'Thor say when his name was written in the Death Note? Light, ya got me!
4. What's Rand Paul's favorite BBQ dish? Ribs.
5. Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate.
6. Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
7. I finally figured out what Ford stands for... Fix Over Rand Dover
8. What do h**..., Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead.
9. Me: "So bro, what do you think Ayn Rand looked like n**...?" Atlas: *shrugs*

Ayn Rand Jokes

Here is a list of funny ayn rand jokes and even better ayn rand puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Ayn Rand, Ron Paul and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them drinks made with t**... alcohol because there are no regulations, they all die.
• "A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." ― Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation s**... owner.
• What's the difference between George Orwell and Ayn Rand? People went to George Orwell's f**... to mourn him. People went to Ayn Rand's f**... to make sure it was her.

Rand Paul Jokes

Here is a list of funny rand paul jokes and even better rand paul puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rand Paul should have trained to be an expert in nanotechnology than an optometrist politician
• I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP I have a feeling Paul/Walker would c**... and burn.

Happy Rand Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about rand you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rich jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rand pranks.