Rand Jokes

Funniest Rand Short Jokes

Short rand jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rand humour may include short rick jokes also.

1. Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision
2. Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand and Gary Johnson walk into a bar. They all die of lead poisoning because there's no goverment to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.
3. What's the difference between a British SUV and a Libertarian? One's a Land Rover and the other's a Rand Lover
4. Did you hear that Rand McNally is trying to increase product sales by hiding evidence of a flat Earth? Yes. It's a global conspiracy.
5. What did Ayn Rand write after finally getting slipped a mickey by bloodthristy commies? Atlas Drugged
   I'll show myself out
6. The Beach Boys found some South African money on the floor. "Rand."
   "Rand."
   "Get a rand."
   "I get a rand."
7. Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan Walk Into a Bar They have a few drinks and then die from methanol poisoning due to a lack of government regulation.
8. I'm thinking of starting an Ayn Rand-themed seafood restaurant... In fact, I've already come up with a name for it:
   > The Virtue of *Shellfish*-ness
9. Rand Paul should have trained to be an expert in nanotechnology than an optometrist politician

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Rand One Liners

Which rand one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rand? I can suggest the ones about rage and rich.

1. If Danny Rand learned Chinese at the monastery... Does that make him a K'un-Lun Linguist?
2. What did Rand al'Thor say when his name was written in the Death Note? Light, ya got me!
3. What's Rand Paul's favorite BBQ dish? Ribs.
4. Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate.
5. Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table
6. I finally figured out what Ford stands for... Fix Over Rand Dover
7. What do h**..., Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead.
8. Me: "So bro, what do you think Ayn Rand looked like n**...?" Atlas: *shrugs*

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