The Best 14 Ramsey Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Ramsey Jokes and Puns

Why does Gordon Ramsey like to have sex with a condom?

Because he hates it raw.

Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE

Because it's f*cking RAW

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

"IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

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At first I thought less of Gordon Ramsey based on his wife...

But you can't judge a cook by its lover...

How does Gordan Ramsey save money?

Swear Jar


Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?

Because he never likes the steakes.

Me: HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR EVIL BABY SHEEP ESCAPE? Sous: I hid it away with Gordon Ramsey.

Me: WHERE'S THE DAMNED LAMB SOUS??!!

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What did the asian plumber say to Ramsey Bolton?

*you have a reek*

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the countryside?

One's a pant in the country.

The other's a cΓ—Γ—t in the pantry.

What day of the week does Gordon Ramsey like best?

Monday night Raw

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How did Gordan Ramsey like the steak John Cena served him

It was fuckin' RAW

What do Charlie Gard and JonbenΓ©t Ramsey have in common?

What's a similarity between Hitler and Gordon Ramsey?

They both know how to use an oven.

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