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Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for fuck's sake."

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What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!

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Why does Gordon Ramsay hate unprotected sex?

It's fucking raw

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What movie does Gordon Ramsay hate?

Frozen

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How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month?

He started a swear jar.

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What image format does Gordon Ramsay hates the most?

.raw

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Gordon Ramsay with his son

Son: Hey Dad, let's watch a Disney movie

Gordon: Is it The Lion King?

Son: No, it's Frozen

Gordon: FUCK OFF

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Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like having sex without a condom?

IT'S FUCKING RAW!

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And the lord said 'take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you"

and Gordon Ramsay replied bland, dry, and tasteless."

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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he went wrestling?

"This is fucking RAW!"

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The only reason why Gordon Ramsay watches Smackdown...

Is because it's not Raw.

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TIL Gordon Ramsay had accidentally conceived a child while he was in high school.

He was fucking raw.

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What file format does Gordon Ramsay take photos in?

FUCKING RAW!

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Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning

But I took it with a pinch of sugar

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I have a feeling Gordon Ramsay likes to wear condoms when he has sex

Because he doesn't like it raw.

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Gordon Ramsay

The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen

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At first I thought less of Gordon Ramsay based on his wife...

but you can't judge a cook by its lover.

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Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ...

... they were formatted RAW

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Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person

Fork

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What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash?

IT'S FUCKING RAW!

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What's Ramsay Bolton's least favorite song?

Who let the dogs out?

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Why is Gordon Ramsay such a big advocate for safe sex?

Because without a condom, it's fucking raw.

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Did you know Gordon Ramsay refuses to have sex without lubricant?

It's fucking raw!

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What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band?

Cold Flay

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Gordon Ramsay while having sex

"let the dick do the work"

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Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?

He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome

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How does Gordon Ramsay like his sex?

Not sure, but definitely not RAW

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Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares is kind of like a prostitute....

A major part of his job involves putting all sorts of awful and nasty things in his mouth!

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Which pumpkin is the best cook?

Gourdon Ramsay

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How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked?

The Hindus are still worshipping it.

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Why does Gordon Ramsay always wear a condom?

Because he never likes it raw

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Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like the WWE?

Because part of it is RAW

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Spoiler: Ramsay Bolton wouldn't be a good employer...

Because he killed Osha.

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*Gordon Ramsay walks in the kitchen* "That steak is black it just ate a FUCKING WATERMELON!"

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Gordon Ramsay and Shrek would be good friends.

They both hate donkeys.

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