The Best 36 Ramsay Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Ramsay Jokes and Puns

And the lord said 'take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you"

and Gordon Ramsay replied bland, dry, and tasteless."

[Game of Thrones] What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person

Fork

Ramsay joke, Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person

Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ...

... they were formatted RAW

Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?

He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome


What's Ramsay Bolton's least favorite song?

Who let the dogs out?

What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band?

Cold Flay

Ramsay joke, What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band?

Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning

But I took it with a pinch of sugar

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for fuck's sake."

I have a feeling Gordon Ramsay likes to wear condoms when he has sex

Because he doesn't like it raw.

What movie does Gordon Ramsay hate?

Frozen

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What image format does Gordon Ramsay hates the most?

.raw

How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked?

The Hindus are still worshipping it.

Which pumpkin is the best cook?

Gourdon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay

The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen

The only reason why Gordon Ramsay watches Smackdown...

Is because it's not Raw.

Ramsay joke, The only reason why Gordon Ramsay watches Smackdown...

What did Usain Bolt ask Gordon Ramsay?

What Jamaican?

Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares is kind of like a prostitute....

A major part of his job involves putting all sorts of awful and nasty things in his mouth!

Gordon Ramsay asks his daughter

"what is your favorite movie, sweetie?"
His daughter: "Frozen"
Gordon: "F*ck me"


If Gordon Ramsay went to WWE...

He will not show up on RAW.

How does Gordon Ramsay like his woman?

Raw! Raw raw Raaaaaaaaaawwwwww!

Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like the WWE?

Because part of it is RAW

How does Gordon Ramsay like his sex?

Not sure, but definitely not RAW

Why does Gordon Ramsay always wear a condom?

Because he never likes it raw

How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month?

He started a swear jar.

Watching Gordon Ramsay cooking videos

My mind keep telling his name is Gordon Freeman.

Like I can't differentiate a spatula and a crowbar.

Gordon Ramsay went to a failing restaurant and ordered a glass of water...

"IT'S DRY!" he yelled and threw the water back at the lazy chef.

Right, today we are going to make the best cereal and milk

Gordon Ramsay:
#Olive oil, *I N*

Mrs Rosenfeld is suing Mr Ramsay for calling her a pig

Mr Ramsay asks the judge: "is it illegal for me to call Mrs Rosenfeld a pig?"

The judge replies: "yes, of course it's illegal."

Mr Ramsay asks again: "ok, but am I allowed to call a pig 'Mrs Rosenfeld' your honor?"

The judge says: "well yeah, there is no law against that."

Mr then goes to Mrs Rosenfeld and says: "Hi Mrs Rosenfeld!".

Gordon Ramsay goes to a restaurant.

He comes across what looks like soup.

Let me taste the soup!

But...

No buts!

He tasted the soup.

IT TASTES LIKE DISHWASHER WATER!

It is dishwasher water, but you didn't listen.

What do you call a prison guard who is very particular about his food?

Warden Ramsay

Which disney movie does gordon ramsay hate the most?

Frozen.

My wife doesn't realize I'm not complimenting her cooking

When I say "you remind me of Gordon Ramsay"

I don't know why Gordon Ramsay calls people a doughnut as an insult

Because honestly if someone called me a doughnut that would be the sweetest thing anyone has ever called me

Was just watching the Great British Baking Show

The entire series feels like an apology for sending us Gordon Ramsay.

Did you hear Gordon Ramsay wrote a book about herbs?

It's about thyme!

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