Ramp Jokes
18 ramp jokes and hilarious ramp puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ramp that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Breaking through the stigma surrounding disability, this article covers funny and unique ramp jokes. It looks at the use of humor to normalize the often-stigmatized act of "ramp walking", as well as why paraplegics use hammers when they go down a ramp instead of stairs.
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Funniest Ramp Short Jokes
Short ramp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ramp humour may include short escalator jokes also.
- I have a confession. Lately I've been greasing up all the wheelchair ramps around town. I've tried so hard to stop, but once you start it's a really slippery slope...
- I went on a date with a girl in a wheelchair... I stood her up, and thats when she fell for me, now were on a roll, I just have to figure out how to ramp it up in the bedroom.
- What did the ramp say to the man in a wheelchair? I'm inclined to help you get to where you need to go
- The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by... ...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol.
- Freeway on ramps and off ramps would be way more exciting if you actually ramped. Freeway on ramps and off ramps would be way more exciting if you actually ramped.
- A ramp asks a deck "yo deck, why weren't you at the ramp party?" The deck says "I had no inclination"
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Ramp One Liners
Which ramp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ramp? I can suggest the ones about speed bump and rally.
- What do Stephen Hawking and Tony hawk have in common? The both love ramps.
- I used the ramp... because i felt inclined
- What do Evel Knievel and Stephen Hawking have in common? Their love of ramps.
- Why did the man stand on the ramp? Because he was inclined to do so.
- I've started a business delivering punchlines. Still ramping up.
- Hottest fabric on ramps in Paris this season: Kevlar...
Uproarious Ramp Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about ramp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ramp pranks.
I went shopping with my wife today...
When I came across a group of women in short skirts.
I looked over to my wife and said "Ooh, I bet you wish you had legs like *those*"
She didn't say anything, but I could tell she was upset; I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp into Waitrose.
Shopping with my wife
One time I was shopping with my wife when we saw a couple younger-looking women. I made the comment, "Gee, I bet you wish you still had legs like that, huh?" And she just lost her mind. It took me a good twenty minutes to get her to stop crying before I could wheel her out of there and up the ramp into the next store.
A boy just saved Donald Trump's life.
And Trump says he can have anything he wants.
The boy asks for a wheelchair ramp for his family's van, and unlimited access to handicapped parking.
Trump asks the boy if this is for his mom or his dad.
The boy says that it's for him.
"But kid, you're not in a wheelchair." says Trump.
"I will be when my dad finds out what I've done."
I was out shopping with the wife when we came across a group of young ladies wearing mini skirts. I said, ooh look at them legs! I bet you had legs like them.
She didn't answer but I think she was upset since I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp to Walmart.
I was out shopping with the wife the other day when i saw a group of young ladies all wearing mini skirts.
I said, "Ooh look at those legs, I bet you wish you had legs like them?"
She didn't answer, but I think it upset her because I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp into the next store
An argument in a bar
There are two men in a bar. One of them happens to be a paraplegic in a wheelchair.
An argument begins between the two men and gets heated and one man punches the man in the wheelchair knocking him down. The man who was in the wheelchair looks up at the man who knocked him down and responds
You May have one this one but when we meet in heaven I'll get you back
The other man replies
That won't happen for 2 reasons.
1, I just hit a cripple in a bar I'm not going to heaven.
2, there's a stairway to heaven not a ramp.
