The Best 11 Ramp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ramp jokes. There are some ramp drags jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ramp mobility puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ramp Jokes and Puns

I went shopping with my wife today...

When I came across a group of women in short skirts.

I looked over to my wife and said "Ooh, I bet you wish you had legs like *those*"

She didn't say anything, but I could tell she was upset; I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp into Waitrose.

Shopping with my wife

One time I was shopping with my wife when we saw a couple younger-looking women. I made the comment, "Gee, I bet you wish you still had legs like that, huh?" And she just lost her mind. It took me a good twenty minutes to get her to stop crying before I could wheel her out of there and up the ramp into the next store.

A boy just saved Donald Trump's life.

And Trump says he can have anything he wants.

The boy asks for a wheelchair ramp for his family's van, and unlimited access to handicapped parking.

Trump asks the boy if this is for his mom or his dad.

The boy says that it's for him.

"But kid, you're not in a wheelchair." says Trump.

"I will be when my dad finds out what I've done."

Ramp joke, A boy just saved Donald Trump's life.

I went on a date with a girl in a wheelchair...

I stood her up, and thats when she fell for me, now were on a roll, I just have to figure out how to ramp it up in the bedroom.

I used the ramp...

because i felt inclined


What did the ramp say to the man in a wheelchair?

I'm inclined to help you get to where you need to go

Why did the man stand on the ramp?

Because he was inclined to do so.

Ramp joke, Why did the man stand on the ramp?

I was out shopping with the wife when we came across a group of young ladies wearing mini skirts. I said, ooh look at them legs! I bet you had legs like them.

She didn't answer but I think she was upset since I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp to Walmart.

I was out shopping with the wife the other day when i saw a group of young ladies all wearing mini skirts.

I said, "Ooh look at those legs, I bet you wish you had legs like them?"

She didn't answer, but I think it upset her because I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp into the next store

The Night's Watch can ramp up the number of new recruits by...

...ditching its archaic name in favour of something hip like Snow Patrol.

A ramp asks a deck "yo deck, why weren't you at the ramp party?"

The deck says "I had no inclination"

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ramp slope jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ramp walkway piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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