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Ramen Noodle Jokes

46 ramen noodle jokes and hilarious ramen noodle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ramen noodle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Ramen Noodle Short Jokes

Short ramen noodle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ramen noodle humour may include short noodle soup jokes also.

  1. What do you call someone who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor? Ramen hood
  2. How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
  3. I'm so broke, I went to check my account balance at the ATM... And it printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles
  4. Did you guys hear about the ramen noodles without flavor packet? You can't buy them anymore though, they ran out of stock.
  5. Did you hear about the priest who gave his congregation noodles instead of wafers for communion? He was a Ramen Catholic.
  6. Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles! Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?
  7. What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles
  8. Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo? He *is* very good at ramen.
  9. How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping? An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
  10. The biggest instant noodle company in Japan just went out of business People are calling it the Fall of the Ramen Empire

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Ramen Noodle One Liners

Which ramen noodle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ramen noodle? I can suggest the ones about noodles and spaghetti.

  1. I like my women like I like my ramen noodles Hot, cheap, and Asian
  2. Dear Lord, thank you for these noodles Ramen.
  3. What do noodles say when they finish praying? Ramen
  4. What does a noodle say after praying? Ramen
  5. I just checked my account balance at the ATM It printed me a coupon for ramen noodles
  6. How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God? Ramen.
  7. How do noodles end their prayers? Ramen.
  8. What do you call a guy who steals noodles from the rich to give to the poor? Ramen Hood.
  9. How did the mayor of Chicago learn to cook noodles? With the Ramen Manual
  10. Shouldn't we call cup ramen noodles "sodium bowls" now? Na...
  11. In the name of the noodles, the spice and the holy hot water Ramen
  12. Bruce Wayne made some instant noodles Batman and Ramen
  13. How much time does it take to make ramen noodles? About three German goals.
  14. Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
  15. Ramen Noodles are like m**... When you finish, you feel guilt and regret.

Ramen Noodle Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about ramen noodle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean penne pasta jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ramen noodle pranks.

A guy was checking out at a supermarket with an attractive young clerk.

She scanned the frozen dinners, the beer, the ramen noodles and kept giving him eyes in between each scan.
As she scanned the condoms she looks and him and says, "Single huh?"
He replies, "yea, how'd you know?"
She says, "Because you're ugly."

Yoda was watching the NBA draft while eating some badly prepared noodles. When Marvin Bagley was drafted he exclaimed...

s**... Ramen Too!

What did the Muslim say when he finished cooking his Oodles of Noodles?

Ramen Done. (Rahmada)

How do you win one of Arizona's largest city's noodle counting contest?

You've got to have the right Tempe-ramen-tally

What does a depressing internet story and Ramen noodles have in common?

They're both sad pasta.

A young woman goes grocery shopping...

She wanders through the store more or less aimlessly, finally arriving at the checkout, where she places her items on the conveyor belt: Ramen noodles, a two-pack of toilet paper, a bottle of cheap wine, some grapes, a frozen pizza and a chocolate bar.
The cashier looks at her items, looks at her, looks back at her items and says, "Let me guess, you're single".
"Yeah, you're right", the woman admits, "but how did you know that?"
"Well...", she responds, "you're ugly"