Ramen Jokes

Following is our collection of poopin humor and cannibals one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ramen puns for adults, dirty prayer jokes or clean kimchi gags for kids.

There is an abundance of noodle jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 52 funniest jokes on ramen. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any prays witze you can hear about ramen.

The Best jokes about Ramen

You've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for

Times new ramen

"Ramen."

- Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.

I like my women like I like my ramen noodles

Hot, cheap, and Asian

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Dear Lord, thank you for these noodles

Ramen.

You all heard of alphabet soup! Prepare yourself for...

Times New Ramen


What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

I've paid $.25 for a bag of Top Ramen since I was in college

Either they don't raise their prices for inflation or I've been getting ripped off the past 20 years...

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen!

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Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

The font for alphabet soup

Is times new ramen.

I'm so broke, I went to check my account balance at the ATM...

And it printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles

Did you guys hear about the ramen noodles without flavor packets?

You can't buy them anymore though, they ran out of stock.


A guy was checking out at a supermarket with an attractive young clerk.

She scanned the frozen dinners, the beer, the ramen noodles and kept giving him eyes in between each scan.

As she scanned the condoms she looks and him and says, "Single huh?"

He replies, "yea, how'd you know?"

She says, "Because you're ugly."

What does the Japanese Jesus say after praying?

Ramen

You've heard of alphabet soup

But have you heard of.. Times New Ramen?

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles!

Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?

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A monk walks up to a ramen stand and says:

A monk walks up to a ramen stand and says: 'make me one with everything'

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

A cannibal wanted some sushi

So he bought a pack of ra-men


What font do Japanese people use

Times new ramen

What's an Asian cannibal's favorite food?

Ramen

I put some instant ramen on my grandma today...

I call it Instagram.

If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen..

It tastes exactly like poverty.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

How do noodles end their prayers?

Ramen.

Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down?

Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.

If I get more money, I'll start eating less ramen.

And if I get less money, I'll also start eating less ramen.

What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty?

A bowl of Ramen Noodles

What does pasta say when it's done praying?

Ramen

What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant?

Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe

What do college students say after praying?

Ramen

There might be plenty of good food choices in College..

.. but you can't Top Ramen

Church of Frugality

Church of Frugality:

"Thank you for the food which we are about to receive. Ramen."

What goes great with Alphabet Soup?

Times New Ramen

If you're Christian and poor you can end grace by saying the name of the food you're about to eat.

Ramen

What did God say after he created the Japanese?

Ramen.

What kind of soup do computers eat?

RAMen.

Where does asian food go to fight to the death?

The Ramen Colosseum.

What do you call Chinese alphabet soup?

Times New Ramen.

Alcohol and Ramen

Alcohol and ramen are surprisingly similar. Both are widely available at college, both are consumed daily there, and both will slowly kill you from the inside.

A young woman goes grocery shopping...

She wanders through the store more or less aimlessly, finally arriving at the checkout, where she places her items on the conveyor belt: Ramen noodles, a two-pack of toilet paper, a bottle of cheap wine, some grapes, a frozen pizza and a chocolate bar.

The cashier looks at her items, looks at her, looks back at her items and says, "Let me guess, you're single".

"Yeah, you're right", the woman admits, "but how did you know that?"

"Well...", she responds, "you're ugly"

TIL ramen is fully cooked before packaging

Otherwise it would be called rawmen

Alphabet soup...?

More like times new ramen..

Do you want some Raymond?

Guy 1 - do you want some Raymond?
Guy 2- do you mean ramen?
Guy 1- no, Raymond! Everybody loves Raymond!

Back in the early 1900s Japanese cops always had a mustache

One day a Japanese man walks into a restaurant and asks the waiter for a free bowl of ramen because he is a cop. The waiter replied " you dont have a mustache so how do i know id you are a real cop...". The man quickly pulls down his pants and undys, points to his bush and says "im undercover"

What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen?

Clearance

Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo?

He *is* very good at ramen.

The biggest instant noodle company in Japan just went out of business

People are calling it the Fall of the Ramen Empire

Who are the most popular Japanese guys?

Ra-men

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Shouldn't we call cup ramen noodles "sodium bowls" now?

Na...

How did the mayor of Chicago learn to cook noodles?

With the Ramen Manual

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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