Ramen Jokes
105 ramen jokes and hilarious ramen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ramen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your lunch break hilarious with this collection of ramen noodles jokes! Find out what Ani and Forgetti have to say about Poopin' and more!
Quick Jump To
Funniest Ramen Short Jokes
Short ramen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ramen humour may include short prayer jokes also.
- When I asked my daughter what she wanted for dinner, she said with a straight face, "uncooked boys." Ramen. Took me second, but I was much relieved when I figured it out.
- What do you call someone who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor? Ramen hood
- How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
- I've paid $.25 for a bag of Top Ramen since I was in college Either they don't raise their prices for inflation or I've been getting ripped off the past 20 years...
- What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen!
--------
Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching. - I'm so broke, I went to check my account balance at the ATM... And it printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles
- Did you guys hear about the ramen noodles without flavor packet? You can't buy them anymore though, they ran out of stock.
- Did you hear about the priest who gave his congregation noodles instead of wafers for communion? He was a Ramen Catholic.
- Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles! Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?
- A monk walks up to a ramen stand and says: A monk walks up to a ramen stand and says: 'make me one with everything'
Share These Ramen Jokes With Friends
Ramen One Liners
Which ramen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ramen? I can suggest the ones about ramen noodles and macaroni.
- You've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for Times new ramen
- I like my women like I like my ramen noodles Hot, cheap, and Asian
- Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food? Because they prefer ramen.
- Dear Lord, thank you for these noodles Ramen.
- What do noodles say when they finish praying? Ramen
- What does the Japanese Jesus say after praying? Ramen
- If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.
- A cannibal wanted some sushi So he bought a pack of ra-men
- What font do Japanese people use Times new ramen
- I finally found out what font they use for alphabet soup... Times New Ramen.
- What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen? A more-soupial
- I put some instant ramen on my grandma today... I call it Instagram.
- What's an Asian cannibal's favorite food? Ramen
- What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen.
- What do college students say after praying? Ramen
Ramen Noodles Jokes
Here is a list of funny ramen noodles jokes and even better ramen noodles puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles
- Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo? He *is* very good at ramen.
- How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping? An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
- The biggest instant noodle company in Japan just went out of business People are calling it the Fall of the Ramen Empire
- How did the mayor of Chicago learn to cook noodles? With the Ramen Manual
- Shouldn't we call cup ramen noodles "sodium bowls" now? Na...
- In the name of the noodles, the spice and the holy hot water Ramen
- What did the Muslim say when he finished cooking his Oodles of Noodles? Ramen Done. (Rahmada)
- How do you win one of Arizona's largest city's noodle counting contest? You've got to have the right Tempe-ramen-tally
- What does a depressing internet story and Ramen noodles have in common? They're both sad pasta.
Instant Ramen Jokes
Here is a list of funny instant ramen jokes and even better instant ramen puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Bruce Wayne made some instant noodles Batman and Ramen
- Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
- Great books.. Helps you cook your instant ramen.
Share Hilarious Ramen Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about ramen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chopsticks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ramen pranks.
So I heard Ray Romano is going bankrupt...
Watch out for his new show, Everybody Loves Ramen.
How much time does it take to make ramen noodles?
About three German goals.
What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?
A Ramen Manual.
Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down?
Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.
When life gives you lemons...
...pour it all on that discount ramen.
Church of Frugality
Church of Frugality:
"Thank you for the food which we are about to receive. Ramen."
What do Asians and pornstars enjoy alike?
Ramen
What's the best part of owning an Syrian microwave?
Your ramen is the bomb.
What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?
Poverty.
There might be plenty of good food choices in College..
.. but you can't Top Ramen
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
The wonderful world of Ironi
"Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco" - Hispanic colleague
I used to tell Ramen jokes...
but I stopped when I realized they were just cheap laughs.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Whats a d**...'s favorite food?
Top Ramen
Do you want some Raymond?
Guy 1 - do you want some Raymond?
Guy 2- do you mean ramen?
Guy 1- no, Raymond! Everybody loves Raymond!
How did the Japanese Pastor end his sermon?
Ramen
If King Tut had traveled to Japan
there's a good chance he would've been... poopin ramen.
What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant?
Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe
Where does asian food go to fight to the death?
The Ramen Colosseum.
What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen?
Clearance
I recently started putting egg in my ramen.
It's really what separates the ra-boys from the ra-men.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
"Ramen."
- s**... Doo finishing a prayer.
If I get more money, I'll start eating less ramen.
And if I get less money, I'll also start eating less ramen.
If you're Christian and poor you can end grace by saying the name of the food you're about to eat.
Ramen
A young woman goes grocery shopping...
She wanders through the store more or less aimlessly, finally arriving at the checkout, where she places her items on the conveyor belt: Ramen noodles, a two-pack of toilet paper, a bottle of cheap wine, some grapes, a frozen pizza and a chocolate bar.
The cashier looks at her items, looks at her, looks back at her items and says, "Let me guess, you're single".
"Yeah, you're right", the woman admits, "but how did you know that?"
"Well...", she responds, "you're ugly"
A huge truck carrying Ramen crashed on the parkway today
The company's net loss was $42.
What's the most popular tv show in Japan?
Everybody loves ramen.
What kind of soup do computers eat?
RAMen.
What kind men of gay asian men like?
Ramen
Who are the most popular Japanese guys?
Ra-men
What do you call Chinese alphabet soup?
Times New Ramen.
What does a submissive gay Asian eat?
Top ramen.
Why are inmates obsessed with ramen?
Because it's their guilty pleasure.
What do you call alphabet soup with only I, V, X, L, C, D, and M?
Ramen Numerals!
I like my Tinder dates like my Ramen
Smoking hot and ready in 2 minutes to be eaten with a spoon and fork
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I can speak Japanese
tempura, ramen, h**..., terriyaki, nagasaki ...
Back in the early 1900s Japanese cops always had a mustache
One day a Japanese man walks into a restaurant and asks the waiter for a free bowl of ramen because he is a cop. The waiter replied " you dont have a mustache so how do i know id you are a real cop...". The man quickly pulls down his pants and undys, points to his bush and says "im undercover"
What did God say after he created the Japanese?
Ramen.
TIL ramen is fully cooked before packaging
Otherwise it would be called rawmen
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Yoda was watching the NBA draft while eating some badly prepared noodles. When Marvin Bagley was drafted he exclaimed...
s**... Ramen Too!
My friend just told me he's got these little lightsaber chopsticks he uses when he eats ramen.
I told him he should use the forks.
A man returns to work sporting a black eye after lunch
His coworker asked him if he got in a fight during his lunch break, and he says no, he was randomly punched by a guy after he asked him which food line he was standing in. The coworker asks if this happened in the line for the ramen shop, but he shakes his head and replies, "No, pho queue."
