Ramadan Jokes

Funniest Ramadan Short Jokes

Short ramadan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ramadan humour may include short ramadan fasting jokes also.

1. Did you know that people who celebrate Ramadan can still have McDonalds? Really - that's because it's fastfood
2. I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh.
3. It's the Month of Ramadan and we had remaining dates from last year but we can't use them this year. They're Outdated.
4. If a muslim is out driving on ramadan... ... and a deer steps out in the road, should he break fast or avoid it?
5. What do you call the celebration that comes the day after Ramadan? Rama-done
6. There's a new movie about violence during the Ramadan It's called the Fast and the Furious
7. You know what they say about Ramadan It goes by *fast*
8. We just had an end of Ramadan party It was a blast
9. When's the best time of year for a cheap date? Ramadan.
10. What is Sonic's favorite holiday? Ramadan

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Ramadan One Liners

Which ramadan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ramadan? I can suggest the ones about mecca and hijab.

1. Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me.
2. During Ramadan, Sonic the hedgehog is a Muslim Because he's gotta go fast.
3. When is the best time for Muslims to run a race? Ramadan. They fast during Ramadan.
4. What does Muslim sonic say when Ramadan begins. Gotta go fast!
5. Its Ramadan Now I have a religious reason to be broke and starving
6. I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan
7. I'm done with Ramadan! Other muslims are still fasting, but I was faster.
   Eid Mubarak!
8. it's the month of Ramadan right now ... and I'm having at least two dates every night
9. Do you only eat Mcdonalds during Ramadan? -No why?
   Because its fast food.
10. Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together... They were fast friends!
11. How did Ramadan go? It went by pretty FAST!
12. I am going to have a date every night for a month! It's Ramadan
13. What do you call the end of Ramadan? Ramadusk.
14. Ramadan is over. I guess you can say it's... Ramadone
15. What do Muslims eat during Ramadan?

Ramadan Fasting Jokes

Here is a list of funny ramadan fasting jokes and even better ramadan fasting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Ever heard of the latest intermittent fasting fad trending around the world? Ramadan
• I met a Muslim man this Ramadan... We became fast friends.
• But Sonic, Ramadan is over! Sonic: It is always time for fast.
• What do you call a jihadist during Ramadan? Fasting and furious
• Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim? Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
• Where does a Muslim man go after he's done fasting during Ramadan? To the Allah Hu Snackbar.

Ramadan Date Jokes

Here is a list of funny ramadan date jokes and even better ramadan date puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When's the best time for a dinner date? Ramadan
• Ramadan is the only time I can get a date every night

Fun-Filled Ramadan Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about ramadan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mosque jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ramadan pranks.