Ramadan Jokes

Following is our collection of sunni puns and quran one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Ramadan jokes for adults, dirty ramadhan jokes and clean haram dad gags for kids.

The Best Ramadan Puns

Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters!

This month, lunch is on me.

During Ramadan, Sonic the Hedgehog is a Muslim

Because he's gotta go fast.

When is the best time for Muslims to run a race?

Ramadan. They fast during Ramadan.

Its Ramadan

Now I have a religious reason to be broke and starving

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious


Putting the slim in Muslim.

Why did the Muslim run over the pedestrians during Ramadan?

He couldn't brake fast

I cannot wait for my date tonight.

Dates really are the best part of ramadan

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast

Why are there no Finnish Muslims?

All of them died out one year when Ramadan was in December

it's the month of Ramadan right now ...

and I'm having at least two dates every night

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Got to go fast!

Muslim countries would do so well if the Olympic were during ramadan.

Because they really fast

Why couldn't the police catch Muslims during Ramadan?

They were going to fast.

How do you deep throat a Muslim girl?

You Ramadan her throat.

Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim friends!

This month, lunch is on me.

I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting

He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh.

I am going to have a date every night for a month!

It's Ramadan

What do you call the end of Ramadan?


Do you only eat Mcdonalds during Ramadan?

-No why?

Because its fast food.

Why there is no musilms in Iceland ?

They all starved to death during Ramadan because the sun never sets.

Why do Muslim couples always break up before Ramadan?

Because they're going to fast.

Ramadan is over. I guess you can say it's...


Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together...

They were fast friends!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

The correct term for Islamic people is Mufats.

Only after Ramadan can they be referred to as Muslims.

Why do Muslims have super speed?

Because they fast.

Sidenote: Have a blessed Ramadan!

We just had an end of Ramadan party

It was a blast

When's the best time of year for a cheap date?


What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

"Gotta go fast!"

What do you call the celebration that comes the day after Ramadan?


There's a new movie about violence during the Ramadan

It's called the Fast and the Furious

What is Sonic's favorite holiday?


What is Ramadan good for?

To get Mu-slim.

When's the best time for a dinner date?


What are some Muslims waiting for in Ramadan?


What do Muslims eat during Ramadan?

Fast food

What do Muslims eat during Ramadan?

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?


You know what they say about Ramadan

It goes by *fast*

If a muslim is out driving on ramadan...

... and a deer steps out in the road, should he break fast or avoid it?

Why are there no Muslim Eskimos?

Because when Ramadan comes during the Summer Solstice they all starve to death.

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