Ramadan Jokes

• Short Ramadan Jokes
• Ramadan One Liners
• Ramadan Fasting Jokes
• Ramadan Date Jokes
• More Ramadan Jokes

Funniest Ramadan Short Jokes

Short ramadan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ramadan humour may include short ramadan fasting jokes also.

1. Did you know that people who celebrate Ramadan can still have McDonalds? Really - that's because it's fastfood
2. Why are there no Finnish Muslims? All of them died out one year when Ramadan was in December
3. Muslim countries would do so well if the Olympic were during ramadan. Because they really fast
4. I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh.
5. Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim friends! This month, lunch is on me.
6. Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together... They were fast friends!
7. How did Ramadan go? It went by pretty FAST!
8. I am going to have a date every night for a month! It's Ramadan
9. Why there is no musilms in iceland ? They all starved to death during Ramadan because the sun never sets.
10. It's the Month of Ramadan and we had remaining dates from last year but we can't use them this year. They're Outdated.

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Ramadan One Liners

Which ramadan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ramadan? I can suggest the ones about mecca and hijab.

1. Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me.
2. During Ramadan, Sonic the hedgehog is a Muslim Because he's gotta go fast.
3. When is the best time for Muslims to run a race? Ramadan. They fast during Ramadan.
4. What does Muslim sonic say when Ramadan begins. Gotta go fast!
5. Its Ramadan Now I have a religious reason to be broke and starving
6. What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious
7. Ramadan Putting the slim in Muslim.
8. I cannot wait for my date tonight. Dates really are the best part of ramadan
9. Why did the Muslim run over the pedestrians during Ramadan? He couldn't brake fast
10. I'm done with Ramadan! Other muslims are still fasting, but I was faster.
    Eid Mubarak!
11. What does sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast
12. it's the month of Ramadan right now ... and I'm having at least two dates every night
13. Do you only eat Mcdonalds during Ramadan? -No why?
    Because its fast food.
14. What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? Got to go fast!
15. Why couldn't the police catch Muslims during Ramadan? They were going to fast.

Ramadan Fasting Jokes

Here is a list of funny ramadan fasting jokes and even better ramadan fasting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan? Because he was going *to fast*!
• Why do Muslim couples always break up before Ramadan? Because they're going to fast.
• If a muslim is out driving on ramadan... ... and a deer steps out in the road, should he break fast or avoid it?
• There's a new movie about violence during the Ramadan It's called the Fast and the Furious
• You know what they say about Ramadan It goes by *fast*
• Why do Muslims have super speed? Because they fast.
  Sidenote: Have a blessed Ramadan!
• What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan? "Gotta go fast!"
• What do Muslims eat during Ramadan? Fast food
• Ever heard of the latest intermittent fasting fad trending around the world? Ramadan
• I met a Muslim man this Ramadan... We became fast friends.

Ramadan Date Jokes

Here is a list of funny ramadan date jokes and even better ramadan date puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When's the best time of year for a cheap date? Ramadan.
• When's the best time for a dinner date? Ramadan
• Ramadan is the only time I can get a date every night

Fun-Filled Ramadan Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about ramadan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mosque jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ramadan pranks.