Ralph Jokes
30 ralph jokes and hilarious ralph puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ralph that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ralph Short Jokes
Short ralph jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ralph humour may include short luxurious jokes also.
- Have you heard the latest Unitarian Universalist miracle? Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla.
- Kid in victoria secrets yells, "mom I'm 13 now, I want to wear a bra" Mom yells back, "shut up Ralph"
- I asked Johnny Cash who wrote the song "A Boy Named Sue?" He said "It was a girl named Ralph."
- What's a chicken's favorite type of clothing? A Ralph Lauren Pol(l)o
- If the Simpsons were anime, what would Ralph Wiggum say? "Me fair Engrish? Sat's unpossiburu."
- A doctor, a k**..., and a governor walk into a bar... Oh wait, it's just Ralph Northam.
- What did Ralph yell at the swine who enjoyed autonomous sensory meridian response? s**... to your ASMR, piggy!
- If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the v**... closest to the Earth?
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Ralph One Liners
Which ralph one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ralph? I can suggest the ones about seductively and molly.
- yo mama`s so ugly, when Wreck-It-Ralph saw her face he said ` it`s already broken`
- What does Ralph Macchio do before he whacks off? Wax on.
- Wreck-it-Ralph is called Pack-it-Stan in India.
- What kind of clothes do anti-vaxxers love to dress their kids in? Ralph Lauren Polio
- Yo mamas so ugly Wreck-it-Ralph said "No one can wreck that thing any worse"
- What is Virginia Governor Ralph Northam's favorite movie? Partial Birth Of A Nation.
- What was Ralph Waldo Emerson's Favorite Fish? The DoverSole
- The anti-vax movement just got its first clothing sponsor Polio Ralph Lauren
- What do you call virtual reality transcendentalism? Ralph Waldo Immersion
- Disney are changing the title for Wreck It Ralph 2...
- Ralph once had an IQ of 18, ... but then it fell asleep.
- Me fail english? That's unpossible. -Ralph Wiggum
- What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader
- Yo mamas so ugly Wreck-it-Ralph said "No one can wreck that thing any worse"
- What's Wreck-It Ralph's favorite meal of the day? WRECKfast
Laughable Ralph Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about ralph you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bob jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ralph pranks.
Ralphie May....
Or may not fit in the coffin.
After a long and serious operation, Edna ended up in a coma.
Try as they might, the doctors just couldn't bring her out of it. When her husband Ralph came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news, "We just can't wake her. It doesn't look good, I'm afraid."
The doctor told Ralph in a quiet somber voice. Ralph looked at Edna and with a soft trembling voice said, "But doctor, she's so young she's only 48."
"37," came the weak reply from Edna.
"I'm 29 years old today..."
"I'm 29 years old today," said Ralph, setting a box of donuts on the table in the office. His coworkers all wished him a happy birthday.
Next day, Ralph's secretary answers the phone...
"Hello, my name is Carl. I'm Ralph's brother in law, and I'd like to wish Ralph a happy birthday," says the man on the line.
"Birthday? You're a day late. He just told us yesterday he turned 29."
"No," says Carl. "He *was* 29 yesterday. *Today* he's 30."
(based on a true story)
A nun gets into a cab
The cab driver sees her in the backseat and says "I have always had a fantasy about nuns."
She answers "you and everyone else! Are you a Catholic?"
Driver says yes, so she tells him to pull over.
She hops in the front seat and gives him the best b**... he ever had. She gets done and the cabbie feels guilty and says "You know sister, I have to confess. I am not really Catholic."
"That's fine. My name is Ralph and I am going to a costume party."
Two old men were sitting on their porch,
watching traffic go by.
Ralph, was that the Wong family from down the road?
Yeah, Fred, it was.
Huh.... guess I was wrong.
What are you talking about?
Two Wongs can make a right.
Shut up Fred
