Raksha Jokes
10 raksha jokes and hilarious raksha puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about raksha that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Raksha Jokes With Friends
Raksha Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good raksha joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why don’t robots celebrate Raksha Bandhan?
Because they only have trans-sisters.
Why shouldn’t you wait to propose to the girl?
Maybe she is waiting for Raksha Bandhan.
A brother was gifting his sister s**... gifts every year.
Later, she said that she would burn any more s**... gifts he gave her. So, this year he gave her a candle on Rakshabandhan.
Why did the brother cross the road?
Because his sister f**....
A sister got a PS5 for her younger brother on Rakhi.
Best trade ever!
What happens when a brother thinks he is ugly?
After that, he thinks of his sister and feels better.
What do you call a supportive sister?
Assister
What did the brother do when his sister said that the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry?
He threw a carrot at her.
What did the landlord say to the tenant before Raksha Bandhan?
This year, you had invited alot of sisters here so if none of them comes to tie Rakhi then make sure you vacate the flat.
Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status
Share These Raksha Jokes With Friends