Raksha Bandhan Jokes
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What did the landlord say to the tenant before Raksha Bandhan?
This year, you had invited alot of sisters here so if none of them comes to tie Rakhi then make sure you vacate the flat.
A sister got a PS5 for her younger brother on Rakhi.
Best trade ever!
Why shouldn’t you wait to propose to the girl?
Maybe she is waiting for Raksha Bandhan.
What do you call a supportive sister?
Assister
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Why did the brother cross the road?
Because his sister f**....
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A brother was gifting his sister s**... gifts every year.
Later, she said that she would burn any more s**... gifts he gave her. So, this year he gave her a candle on Rakshabandhan.
What did the brother do when his sister said that the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry?
He threw a carrot at her.
What happens when a brother thinks he is ugly?
After that, he thinks of his sister and feels better.
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