Raking Leaves Jokes
38 raking leaves jokes and hilarious raking leaves puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about raking leaves that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Raking Leaves Short Jokes
Short raking leaves jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raking leaves humour may include short raking jokes also.
- Do you know how the blonde broke her arms? She fell out of the tree while she was raking leaves
- How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
- Hear about the blonde who broke her arm? She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree.
- How do you get a one armed polish guy out of a tree? Wave.
What was he doing up in the tree in the first place?
Raking leaves. - Why was the blonde all battered and bruised after raking leaves? Because she fell of the tree!
- I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them. But hey, they do spruce it up a bit.
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Raking Leaves One Liners
Which raking leaves one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raking leaves? I can suggest the ones about fall leaves and fall leaf.
- How did the blonde break her legs raking leaves? She fell out of a tree.
- How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves? She fell out of the tree.
- Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in.
- How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of a tree
- I used to have a job collecting leaves I was raking it in
- newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree - How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves? He fell off the palm tree
- What do you call a guy raking leaves? Russel.
- How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
- What did Ivan Drago say when he saw a clutter of leaves on the ground? I must rake you
- Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves! - Don't move leaves without their permission... That's rake.
- Raking leaves s**...... ...but the alternative blows.
- How did the p**... die raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Raking Leaves Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about raking leaves you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean autumn leaves jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make raking leaves pranks.
2 hearses.
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. "My wife," the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Dave. "What happened to her?" "My dog bit her and she died." Dave then asked who was in the second hearse. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well." "Can I borrow your dog?" "Get in line." replied the man.
One day the male gorilla at a zoo's enclosure dies...
...The female is about to go into mating season so they are desperately searching for a replacement for the male gorilla. So, after trying all of the neighboring zoos they see the Greek janitor raking leaves with his hairy back for all to see. They approach him and ask,
"Will you sleep with the female gorilla for $500?"
He replies,
"I'll need to think about it overnight"
The next day he comes in and walks up and says,
"OK, I'll do it under one condition."
"Anything," they reply.
"Ok, you are going to have to give me a week to come up with the $500."
Worms in the hole
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
Earthworm
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."